This Is The Single Funniest Thing I've Read In My Fucking Life

Thinking about how Jon said he was a deeply annoying child and then listed textbook symptoms of autism

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

⏰ 🚨 attention please🙏🚨

Dear friends and compassionate supporters,

This is Eman Zaqout, from Occupied Gaza, Palestine. I am a Biotechnologist 🩸💉, and scientific researcher👩‍⚕️ contacting you at a really desperate moment.🍉

I am seeking your assistance to raise funds for saving our lives, facing the starvation in Gaza and help me achieve my doctoral degree dream after being awarded OWSD PhD Fellowship for inspirational women👩‍🎓

Just like any motivated and loving life woman, and for years, I poured my heart and soul into my work at Al-Shifa Hospital and Turkish Palestinian Friendship Hospital, as Biotechnology Specialist serving cancer patients with compassion and skill 💪✌

 (photos of Al-Shifa Hospital before and after the IDF destruction)

 (photos of Turkish Palestinian Friendship Hospital before and after the IDF destruction)

I also gave medical lectures to students at different universities and training centers in Gaza👇

As a result of my outstanding grades in my study and the excellent performance in my job, I have been a holder of different scholarship and I am active participant in many research visits and scientific missions👩‍🔬. The last scholarship as at McGill University in Canada three months ago before the starting of the genocide in Gaza💔

However,😥

My life changed dramatically when Israeli military launched a sweeping war against Gaza. My home and our neighborhood in the North have been destroyed along with our belongings and precious memories early in this crisis😫

My job and my husband's job are gone 💔.Israeli military forced us to evacuate from the north Gaza to the south where they claimed it would be the safe zone but it is not at all😭

Forced to flee with nothing but the clothes on our backs, today, we find ourselves sheltering in a displacement camp lacking access to sanitation, medical supplies, food and drinkable water. I will not talk a lot about the dire and unbearable life we have to go through, as no word can express it fairly🥺😣

The good news in the midst of this tragedy, that I am one of the 22 women from the developing world who have been awarded OWSD- PhD fellowship to pursue my PhD study in Malaysia💪. But now I am stuck in Gaza unable to achieve my dream because Israeli army has occupied and closed all the border crossings😢

Meet 22 women who have been awarded the OWSD PhD Fellowship.

This genocide has been 11 months of hell and horror. We have reached a point where there is no hope left for us here in Gaza, where we are unfortunately just waiting for our turn to die.💔💔

Nevertheless,

I refuse to succumb to despair, holding on to the belief that brighter days lie ahead 🖤🤍💚💖

With your kindness and generosity🥺, I hope to survive the genocide and reclaim the path to achieving my doctorate 💉🩸

Your compassionate aid would mean the world to me and my family.🥺🙏🍉✌

gofundme.com

Donate to Help my family survive famine and have secure life, organized by Mazin Fakak

Dear friends, family, and compassionate supporters, My name is Eman Za… Mazin Fakak needs your support for Help my family survive famine an

Note, my previous account has been terminated for unknown reasons, but I had meaningful interactions with many of you ✔✔. I have always found the Tumblr community to be incredibly supportive and helpful, so your continued support of our campaign until we reach our goal would be deeply appreciated.💪💕

The pervious blogs have been vetted

by @90-ghost here

by @dlxxv-vetted-donations here

by @northgazaupdates2 here

by @aces-and-angels here

After finishing Thousand Autumns Vol 3, ummmm Shen Qiao I think it’s time you admit u wanna fuck that evil old man??? Like…feeding him soup with your mouth…crying your eyes out to the point of enlightenment so you can have a chance to go and save him…deeply mourning his split personality that was sweet to you…my brother in Dao u wanna fuck that old man so bad???

This is Eman a Biotechnologist from Gaza. Asking for help is not easy. It's not easy at all. You have no idea how mentally and emotionally tiring this is. But when thinking that the price is my family's life, getting out of here safely and achieve my doctoral degree dream, it just pushes me more and more to do this until we reach our goal. I'm here as I try to reach out to more people asking for their help to support our family's campaign so we can survive while all you have to do is literally donating even by just the price of your morning coffee or maybe a simple breakfast, So I think I'm not asking for so much. We're really tired of living under these catastrophic conditions for a whole 10 months. We live a life you cannot bear watch it behind screens. Your generosity will not only change our lives but also remind us that even in our darkest hour, we are not alone.

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when people resort to insults in an otherwise civil discussion, remember that YOU have the moral high ground and you are most definitely well in your right to feel some sense of self-satisfaction at that

I want to put Alice Dyer and Tim Stoker in a room and see how long it’d take for one of them to just break down

The two people who use humor as a coping mechanism to avoid feeling any feelings? Man they would NOT like seeing their own tendencies in someone else

Hello ❤️🍉🍉 I am Mohammed from Gaza 🇵🇸💔. I hope that you are well .. I want you to help me spread the word about my family's fundraising campaign If you reblog the campaign with your followers, it will help me a lot .. This is a link to a video for my children👇 https://www.tumblr.com/mohammedshehab/754905193953574912?source=share Please watch the video until the end I hope you can help me .. The goal of the campaign is to save my family from the danger of war in Gaza Please help me reblog and post the campaign link on your blog, as I don't always have internet due to the ongoing fighting and displacement inside Gaza. Thank you very much🙏🌹

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Please follow, share, and interact with Madleen @palestinianmother's videos on tiktok to help bring more awareness to her campaign. Here is the link to her tiktok page:

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40madleen.life%3F_t%3D8lHuuEQq1eJ%26_r%3D1&t=YWY5MzY5MDRjNGNjMzMxY2JmMDM0MGUwNDZlYmY1ZjhmZDgzMzIyZiwxNGNlYjlhZmVkZmY2YmE2ZjY0Mzc1ODIzOThkZmY0ZmQ0NmRlYzJl&ts=1712364764

Please also share her gfm link and donate if you can:

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Madleen's Family From Gaza, organized by Rajaa E

Hi, I am Madleen, a Palestinian from Gaza. I'm reaching out to you, seeking your help for me a… Rajaa E needs your support for Help Madleen'