Latest Posts by pyroxdev - Page 8
I love how you literally have to insert a dildo into a computer to install Linux on it. That's awesome
character development
Reactor Online, Weapons Systems Online,
Bra Released, Activating Combat Mode
You pop the hatch and slip inside
together you two will change the tide
Unclasp the hooks, remove your bra
Those digging straps a major flaw
Forget the flesh and feel the link
You now have massive metal feet
Your body large, your mass is heavy
10mm tits armed and at the ready
When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.
At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.
He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.
His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.
He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.
“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.
“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”
I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.
“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”
I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.
It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”
reblog to give prevs boobs a bite
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved
these are all creatures to me
“Trans girls who say skirt go spinny are so cringe” do you hate whimsy and joy? Go find happiness instead of being a meanie
choose your fav flower friend
to whom it may concern: that sword of damocles hangs
why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.
house is a girl you have to take care of her
Jazz and Sabine
Part One (current) || Part Two
Part 1 | Part 2
Please enjoy this cute sapphic comic about accidentally adopting a werewolf from the pound based on this post. (Except I made it gay.) Meet Sabine and Jazz as they fall in loooove.
If you enjoyed please consider tipping to my Kofi! Comics are a labor of love and tips really really help me out while I'm in school!
Check out my pinned post for other comics!
We all deserve to have a long monster tongue probing deep inside us and stretching our holes at least once
When your robot gf gets the deepthroat upgrade
Camera in my doctor's office that makes me feel weird (I wanna kiss her)
*Recalibrates all your motor controllers so they slightly over respond to inputs, reducing you to a flailing mess*
Agshdkshdhdkhdjdjd
Hh-hhey! *Falling to the ground, squirming.* 😵💫😖😖😖😖😵💫😳
Oh look, it seems like there's a Republican-led movement to purge voter rolls in the lead-up to the election! It's almost as if your vote matters and they don't want you to vote! Anyway, I whipped up a quick map (based on this) that shows when the voter registration deadline is in each state. There are a few deadlines coming up in the next week or so.
If you live in a state that regularly purges voter rolls for infrequent voters (the orange ones in the first map), or if you moved recently, it's good to check if you're still registered to vote.
Vote.org makes it super easy to check your registration: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
Just put in your address and DOB and they'll tell you whether you're registered. (And they give you a quick link to register online if it turns out that you're not! Only the 9 states in white on my map don't have online registration, and for those they provide instructions on how to do it via mail or in person.)
So yeah, give yourself peace of mind -- do a quick check. :)
Ohh… CT scanner with no cover…❤️❤️ what I would do for you
convenience store bot
As a trans I deserve to live lavishly off taxpayer dollars so I can play video games, do drugs, and hoodwink impressionable young men into becoming hot women as my full time calling.
i think transfem hornyposting blogs would go fucking crazy for lockpicking, this just sounds like weird t4t sex.
field stripping, jiggler tools, pin stacks, biting code, depth measurement, wiggle effect.
thats it. thats the post. its literally just funny words from the back of my lockpicking book.
im starting to think some of yall are like queer or something
ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life. ok
