Yeah, being a robot and getting fucked is nice, like, having a robopussy, something synthetic but still warm, squishy, self lubricating, accommodating for my user. There will always be a soft spot in my mechanical heart for hardware that sends jolts of pleasure every time my walls detect a pressing presence within.
But why stop at human ideas of sexual interiors? What if I just had plug sockets down there, ones that took in various signals for direct programmable stimulation. What if I could hook up via data ports in my crotch to other robots as we assail one another with pleasure signals more complex than any meat mind could compute, each one calculated in real time to deliver maximum punch. What about opening up the panels of my abdomen and delivering a million little discharges over my crotch circuitry directly, enough to strain my components and run my lines with far more current than they were rated for just to bring me to new heights.
To be clear, I love both sides of the fantasy equally, but I feel like one side is less explored and deserves more content. This has been a PSA from your local robot girl <3
love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
(thinking about their design like 2% more)
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>"That's a good girl, just hold still for me. You'll feel the anesthesia work soon enough." >"We will start of simple today, just with the hands. I'll replace their nerves and veins with wires and coolant, give you two beautiful metal arms." >"See, there we go! You can't even feel a tickle, I'll make it quick."
>"All done, doesn't it feel much better? Stronger, easier to move and they won't hurt at all anymore. I'll let you have some time to adapt to that, but be sure to come back next week, we shall continue the procedure." >"You're going to be such an adorable little bot when I'm done with you. You'll be something much greater very soon~"
mirage inspired by @momoiiroo
Polyamorous person: I love kissing my boyfriend, and I love kissing my girlfriend :)
Monogamous person with a genderfluid partner: Me too.
reblog to drop a car battery on a post below
shoes with obvious trans flag detailing
"oh we only carry that in womens sizes"
fuck trans women i guess?
Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.