Oh My Fucking God, You Are Literally The Fucking Best Okay Imma Cry I Can't Deal With This

miscellaneous movie quote sentence starters pt. iii.

“ i’m such an unholy mess of a person. “

“ be kind enough to cancel all memory of last night. “

“ to die like this, that would be the happiest death. “

“ i’ve made a terrible fool of myself, which isn’t unusual. “

“ this used to be a beautiful place, once. “

“ there’s no love in your punches. put some feeling into it! giving pain is serious business. “

“ your mind is in chaos. “

“ i’ve been watching you. you seem to be alone. in fact, i’m sure you are. “

“ i’m hurting. and there’s someone hurting just like me. “

“ someone called me human by coincidence, so here i am. “

“ give me more strength, strength to be kind. “

“ any time i want to think of someone, i think of you. “

“ listen. do you hear it? the night. it’s deafening. “

“ love absorbs you. 24 hours a day. you can’t concentrate. that’s what i most love and hate. “

“ you feel the beauty in destruction. so go ahead, destroy. destroy the greatest thing of all. “

“ it’s funny how a single day could drag and drag… while entire years just fly by in a flash. “

“ we accept the love we think we deserve. “

“ letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness. “

“ i feel something new. regret. “

“ this is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet. “

“ don’t make me an optimist, you will ruin my life. “

“ if i fall in love with you, i won’t burst into flames, but… my life will be fucked. “

“ i knew you’d be back. it could only be you. “

“ what upsets me is that life is so different from novels. i wish they were the same. “

“ i don’t understand people. i only understand movies. “

“ i hope this feeling lasts. “

“ i have not been so close to a person in some time. “

“ it’s stupid to be so sweet and so sad. “

“ i want to be in your arms—i want you to hug me, to hold me. please hug me, please hold me. “

“ time will heal everything, but what if time is the illness? “

“ the truth is… sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it. “

“ we think silent people are good listeners. but i shut up so people leave me alone. ”

“ when i’m with you, i feel so safe. like i’m home. “

“ life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer. “

“ do you ever wish you could live forever? “

“ you’re heavenly and yet so human. “

“ if i am doomed to death, at least, i could be killed by you. that would be worth it. “

“ i don’t mind listening. i do it all the time. “

“ even after the flesh perishes, one can live in the hearts of others, together with the feelings one has for them. “

“ childhood is a knife stuck in your throat. it can’t be easily removed. “

“ i come from a place where evil seems easier to pinpoint because you can see it in the flesh. “

“ i felt it. perfect. i was perfect. “

“ it was easier when i just imagined you. “

“ sometimes, to love someone… you’ve got to be a stranger. “

“ words can’t express everything a person feels. “

“ fix me. make me whole. “

“ i hate most people. there are times when i look at them and i see nothing worth liking. “

“ i don’t like having my picture taken. i come out looking… depressed. “

“ i think you’ll find someone and love them, and you will live and die for them, because that’s your way. “

“ everyone i play with dies. “

“ i may not always be right. but i’m never wrong. “

“ i’ve had a very long time to think about this and i’m not afraid. it’s like the tide going out. it goes out slowly, but it can’t be stopped. “

“ go ahead and do what your heart tells you. “

“ i was born lonely, i guess. “

“ i need a new name. one that’s not all worn out from being called so much. “

“ they’re a rotten crowd. you’re worth the whole damn bunch put together. “

Facebook PSA

Hey all, a little Social Media PSA if you have the Facebook App on your phone. 

With the last update, Facebook began tracking something called ‘off-Facebook Activity’ which keeps up with all apps and browsing you do off of Facebook and collects that information with the purpose of targeting ads… which means they’re selling it to ad agencies. This includes access to any banking apps on your phone and your spending habits. 

 Not only is this a major breech of privacy that Facebook didn’t have to tell us about when they updated the app, it’s, of course, automatically turned on. 

To turn it off, go into your Facebook app, pull up the menu from the main screen [the button with the three horizontal lines] scroll down to security and privacy, find ‘Off-Facebook Activity’ and hit the button that lets you manage your history to see all the apps it’s been collecting from. From there, you can clear the information it’s already collected, and there will be a button regarding ‘Future activity’ where you can turn the ‘feature’ off, at which point Facebook with give you an ‘ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT US COLLECTING YOUR INFORMATION TO SELL YOU THINGS???’ screen. Yes, yes you are sure. Because this is disgusting. 

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

Mark is going to personally kick me out of the community 

100 Ways to Say ‘I Hate You’

I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some  them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.

“You’re a disappointment to me.”

“I don’t care if you live or die.”

“I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”

“How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”

“Go. Just go.”

“If you come back, I won’t be here.”

“I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”

“Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”

“I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”

“Leave and don’t come back, ever.”

“Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”

“You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”

“Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”

“I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”

“I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”

“You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”

“I don’t care.”

“Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”

“You’re such a piece of shit.”

“I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”

“You’re so stupid.”

“Why do I waste my time with you?”

“You’re not the person I thought you were.”

“Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”

“I deserve so much better.”

“We’re not friends. We were never friends!”

“I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”

“Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”

“No, I’m never giving you another chance!”

“I wish you were never born.”

“You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”

“I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”

“When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”

“Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”

“I don’t know what they see in you.”

“You’re an embarrassment to me.”

“You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”

“I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”

“God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”

“How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”

“Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”

“How can you even live with yourself?”

“If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”

“Being with you was the worst time of my life.”

“You’re a monster.”

“Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”

“I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”

“You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”

“Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”

“You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”

“I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”

“If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”

“Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”

“Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”

“You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”

“Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”

“Look at you. You’re disgusting.”

“Stop making me look bad.”

“You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”

“Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”

“Go play in traffic.”

“Fuck off.”

“If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”

“How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”

“I can’t even look at you right now.”

“It was all a lie.”

“I never loved you, and I never will.”

“Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”

“You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”

“Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”

“I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”

“For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”

“An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”

“You’re everything I hate in a person.”

“I wish you were dead.”

“You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”

“What a sad sack of shit you are.”

“My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”

“How could you? You bastard!”

“I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”

“Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”

“You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”

“Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”

“Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”

“Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”

“Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”

“You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”

“I can’t stand people like you.”

“Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”

“If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”

“I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”

“If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”

“I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”

“I’m disgusted by you.”

“Fuck you!”

“If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”

“I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”

“I hate you.”

REBLOG IF YOU THINK GAY MARRIAGE IS OKAY.

I want to come out to my very christian opinionated family. I will write everyone’s URL in a notebook and present it to them with a letter at the end once it’s complete. Please, I need your help.

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

More Memories

🌈- A memory about when they first fell in love

🌋- A memory about their first heartbreak

🏠- A memory about their childhood home/where they used to live

📷- A memory that comes with a picture they have

💡- A memory that comes with an object or keepsake they have

🔪- A memory about a dangerous situation

🎈- A memory about a time they were safe and relaxed

📔- A memory from a journal/diary entry

📝- A memory of them getting to know/meeting my muse

🔗- A memory about their proposal/wedding

🐥- A memory about their children (past, present, or future)

👘- A memory associated with an article of clothing they have

⚔️- A memory about war

🌅- A memory associated with a certain location

🏚- A memory about exploration

🛤- A memory about traveling

🌠- A time they wished upon a falling star

🐕-A memory of teamwork

🐺- A memory about being alone

🌟- WILDCARD

❄️Feel Free to add more memory prompts to this!❄️

miscellaneous movie quote sentence starters pt. i.

“ you don’t do things, you stage them. “

“ i used to be a lot of different people. none of whom i particularly liked. “

“ man is too small, before the face of nature. “

“ your suffering is over. now you will find peace for eternity. “

“ you’re in danger. we all are. “

“ when i see people together, they don’t talk, not really. they don’t say what they mean. “

“ was i dead? or was i alive? “

“ ____, the only ghost in this house is you. “

“ it’s like in my dreams! i couldn’t ask for anything more! “

“ we can’t. i’m alive… and you are dead. “

“ we fear death because we love life. “

“ i don’t belong in the world. that’s what it is. something separates me from other people. “

“ well, i’m not waiting around for universal happiness which, believe me, will be boring as hell. “

“ i want to be happy now, in my own way. “

“ you’re a girl who follows me like a shadow. “

“ we humans can’t come to terms with death until it’s too late. “

“ it’s strange. i hardly know you, but i’ve spoken to you as i haven’t done with anybody else. “

“ i hardly see who i love. absence preserves friendship. “

“ personally, i like life most when it’s like a novel. “

“ i may be drunk but i’ve still got principles. “

“ death is also a beginning. you start a new game. it’s a really scary game. “

“ i have no memory. it’s like looking into a mirror and seeing nothing but the mirror. “

“ you have brought me here to die? “

“ i want to understand what it feels like to see something that has not yet happened. “

“ why can’t i just go, lose control? “

“ the joys of love; they last, but a short time. the pains of love last all your life. “

“ we come into the world crying. “

“ even when they die, people don’t really go away. “

“ you like me, don’t you? that’s why you don’t want to see me. “

“ love doesn’t vanish, it simply changes its form. “

“ people smile when they tell the truth. “

“ man is such a worthless animal. “

“ since i am a monster… i will be as lovely forever. “

“ i’m alone all the time. everybody betrays me. “

“ you’ll never survive in this world with such a faint heart. “

“ i wouldn’t leave you even if i died. “

“ you have the fangs of a snake and the face of an angel. “

“ do not get into my life. you’d destroy it mercilessly. “

“ you think in such a way because it’s convenient to you. you never tried to understand me. “

“ it’s a grave illness called female delinquency. “

“ i won’t back down. i won’t be defeated by men. “

“ you have a heart for laughter. i have one for tears. “

“ i won’t be your thing! i’m alive! “

“ you’re like death itself. “

“ you’re beyond saving. i don’t care if you burn in hell. “

“ i understand. i can sense you. how can i put it? i felt a power being born with you. “

“ everything means something, i guess. “

“ nothing in the world can separate us. and tonight we’ll live only for each other. “

“ you think that everything can be seen, and touched, and weighed, and measured. you think you’ve discovered reality, but you don’t even know what it is. “

“ i might be happier if i could just die like this. but i’ll go on living. i won’t let hardship defeat me. “

“ i wish i could go somewhere far away. would you go with me? “

“ it’s a harsh world, you know. it’s difficult to follow a righteous path. “

“ we are in the realm of the dead. “

“ we are in the realm of love. “

“ i love you. i love your sickness. “

“ kisses, to forget i’m alive. kisses, to forget you’re dead. “

“ i feel like something bad is gonna happen to me. “

“ i feel like something bad has happened. it hasn’t reached me yet, but it’s on its way. and it’s getting closer. and i don’t feel ready. “

“ i’d like to take the whole world into my arms and kiss it. “

“ you don’t know what i’m like inside. i’m possessed. “

“ in the middle of all that ugliness and darkness, i knew that it is not the only thing in the world. there is also beauty. “

“ killing is supposed to wrap things up… but no matter how many i kill, they just keep coming. there’s no end to it. “

“ when you love someone too much, your love can snuff them out. “

“ god, the smell… what is it? oh… that’s the smell of blood. “

“ i’m hungry. understand? i’m terribly hungry. i’m sorry, ____, but i must appease my hunger. “

“ you hear me. you can hear me. “

“ why can’t anybody hear me? “

“ you could learn a lot from children. they believe in things in the dark until we tell them it’s not so. maybe we’ve been fooling them. “

“ nothing of life can reach us now… no more contact with the living. “

“ don’t act tough. i know you are not. “

“ don’t pick a fight with me, you certainly won’t come out alive. “

“ you can’t ask me to drop everything i’ve been working for and give up all my ambitions, because your plans have changed. be realistic! “

“ they can’t understand that, all those who hunt us down. “

“ if they knew that we’re a dream, they would love and protect us. because, that way, they could dream about us. “

“ sometimes i think a violent force drags me. “

“ stop acting so humane! you’re not even human. “

“ we’re human-eating beasts, that’s what! “

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