Oh They Would Wear These And Joseph Would Be So Disappointed

no straight roads writing prompts.

“ the biggest change can come from the most unexpected individual. “

“ if i were you, i would swallow my pride. “

“ they can’t do this to us! it’s not cool! super not cool! “

“ ____… if i could see your face, i’d punch it. “

“ i hate to say this… but i think you might be onto something. “

“ hmm. that is fascinating—your limited aspirations, your misplaced efforts. “

“ your intellect is surprisingly shallow, as everyone else’s is. “

“ you have barely, barely scratched the surface of my brilliance! i am done stopping to your level of idiocy! “

“ you better believe it! i’m not stopping ‘til i claim my fame! “

“ you think you’re better than me?! “

“ we have the force to deal with the likes of you! we fight with order, and you have no place in our system. “

“ if that’s what you stand for, then i want no part of your stupid regiment! “

“ did you have to punch the TV, though? we don’t have money to spend on another one. “

“ our revolution is set on a long and difficult path, so sacrifices must be made for the greater good. “

“ ah, you’re so mean! how could you not take me seriously? look at me! “

“ hey, how about you come down here and face me! “

“ i’m too cute to fight! “

“ aren’t these ones and zeroes wonderful? through them, i can link my feelings with all my fans around the world! “

“ i’ve made up my mind! get out! you’re no longer welcomed here! “

“ why that door sure looks inviting! “

“ i’m just here to receive your apology. come on, i don’t have all day! “

“ you’re always like that, angry only! “

“ you only won because i let you. “

“ okaaaay, i’m sensing a lot of anger here… “

“ you need to speak up! the acoustics here isn’t designed for speech clarity! “

“ i hate you all! i so hate you all! “

“ oh you’re still talking? why don’t you come here and say that to my face! bring it! BRING IT! “

“ hey! i’m crashing your party! hello? ____! “

“ you mess with my troops, you mess with me! “

“ just as i thought, you share none of my artistic perception. “

“ we can save each other, as today, we celebrate your redemption, ____. “

“ open your mind, sink into my gaze, and let yourself be born again! “

“ you do not deserve this. you do not deserve any of this! “

“ you are one of them, ____! you fear me! as you should. “

“ everything is nothing. why should i continue to entertain this void? “

“ ____, i’m sorry. i’m sorry i couldn’t be the person you wanted me to be. “

“ i’m not like you. i wish i was, but i’m not. “

“ you don’t need anyone else to complete you. you complete yourself. “

“ you have always been stronger than me. if anyone can do it, it’s you, ____. “

“ one, i didn’t ask for your admiration. two, take responsibility for your own stupid actions. and three, never have heroes, ____. “

“ never have heroes, ____. believe me, you’ll have fewer disappointments. “

“ did my loyalty mean nothing to you? not even a little bit? “

“ listen here, ____. i don’t give a damn about you, understand? i owe you nothing. “

“ i don’t deserve any hero’s welcome. not after all the things i’ve done. “

it's been almost a month since I turned 20, it still hasn't sunk in but updating my bios on all the socials I have probably is a good start

me, going from actively suicidal back to passively suicidal again: well, glad that’s over

Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!

🎂- When's your birthday?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- What's your family like?

🐶- Favorite animal?

🔶- Favorite color(s)?

🎥- Favorite movie?

📺- Favorite TV show?

🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?

🍔- Favorite food?

🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?

🍭- Favorite candy?

🍸- Do you drink?

👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?

⚽️- Do you like any sports?

🎮- Favorite video game(s)?

⛪️- Are you religious?

⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?

🎈- Share a childhood memory!

🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?

💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?

🖌- Are you artsy?

❤️- How would you describe yourself?

💛- How do other people describe you?

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?

⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?

🐝- Favorite season?

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

you don’t understand. you don’t believe. you don’t care —

Mark trying to convince Jack to start Cloak with him

Don’t f*ck with Aria

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Deputy: You’re stupid

John: Really? That’s all?

Deputy: Give it time, it’ll eat at you

John, phoning Joseph five minutes after the Deputy escapes: Am I stupid?