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6 months ago

Hello, my friends, I hope you're all well 🫂💗

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your generous and constant support. During these challenging times, you are our true source of hope. With your kindness, we are one step closer to regaining stability and security. 🙏🏻🍉🍉

However, we’re still far from our main goal and have not yet reached even a quarter of what we’re striving for in this campaign. 😔

Reaching $9,000 as soon as possible will ease the burdens we face and help us rebuild our lives. 🙏🏻🇵🇸

Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us hope and takes us one step closer to a brighter future. 🙌🏼❤️

Thank you for everything you do; your support gives us the strength to keep going. ❤️💚🤍🖤

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While I can't donate, I'll do what I can to support!


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7 months ago

Alright, then Chris it is!

CHAPTER FIVE IS DONE WOOOOOOOOO

*Ehem*. Now, in a more important matter,


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1 month ago
She Was Really Weird And Quirky In Comparison To Other Berk Vikings

she was really weird and quirky in comparison to other Berk vikings

she couldn't even kill a dragon, always finding those rather interesting to watch than fearing them

yes, she was very strange...

but somehow he loved her with all of his heart, especially for those strange parts of her soul...

8 months ago

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

10 months ago

HEY... So, you won't believe it, but I just finished MY FIRST ANIMATIC.

This thing was made because I got inspired (and went delulu) by the wild Kratts apocalypse au, made by @martincrushcameback, who is very talented.

Probably changed some things but my brain can't even function right now so I don't know.

ANYWAY ENJOY


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8 months ago

OOOOO I WANNA DO IT TOO (took your blanket, srry)

Thank you @anti-homophobia-cheese for the tag! This one is super fun!

Tagging @cha-melodius @zwiazdziarka @orchidscript @firenati0n @read-and-write- @gayrootvegetable @alasse9 @caterpills @xthelastknownsurvivorx @cultofsappho @love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward and anyone else that wants to play!

10 months ago

Congrats!!

Celebratory Dromaeosaur!

Celebratory dromaeosaur!

7 months ago

Hi 👋, My name is Ahmed and I am reaching out to you in a moment of dire need. I am a father of two young children living in Gaza and stuck in Egypt due to the war. My children are far away from me. I was going to work a week before the war, and we are caught in the middle of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, my livelihood is completely destroyed, my money is in debt, and the future here looks increasingly uncertain. 💔I launched a fundraising campaign with a goal of raising $35,000 to move my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future. Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my Tumblr account was closed without explanation. However, I remain determined to continue fighting for the safety and well-being of my family. 🫶If you can take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏Thank you for your time, compassion and support. ❤️‍🩹

I'll do as much as I can! I'm not able to donate due to me being financially dependent, but I want to help!


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10 months ago

Hiiii.

Well, I got bored so I decided to continue with my headcanons since I have nothing left to do.

*Holds agressively and speaks with the most horrifing and deep voice known to mankind* Chris you´re next:).

This guy Shit-talks with Koki all the time and you can´t convince me otherwise. Jimmy pops from time to time to add spice and everything explodes.

Chris Is the brother with most CPS malfunctions, but not because he gets stuck like Martin (whose suit gets attached to him), but due to the fact that his CPS works SO WELL and enchances the creature´s hability that both the user´s mind and the artificial instincts become one.

Chris dosen´t like shrimps and is very picky with food (He lends everything that he dosen´t like to Martin when Jimmy is not looking).

Bro´s terrible at flirting, and has probably recreated that one scene from Rio.

Hiiii.

I´m talking about this one.

He has memorized entire enciclopedias and biology books for the sake of winning a creature quiz against Martin and correct everyone who (Goodness forbid) is missinformed about the tiniest detail of some creature or plant.

"Erm Actually" vibes

Chris is probably the second sassiest member of the crew (Koki is THE NUMBER ONE)

Chris hates Gourmand with his entire soul, and is probably afraid of cooks and boiling water because of him (You can´t tell me you wouldn´t fear a chef after they tried to cook you and skin you alive.).

Even before he joined the crew, Chris was great friends with Aviva.

While Martin was Aviva´s guinea pig when using the CPS and miniaturazer, Chris would try on the vehiacles (the first designs of the buzzbikes, Createrra, etc) when his older brother wasn´t around or when he was facing the consecuences of turning in 3 different animals in a short timelapse.

Martin and Chris fought alot in their teens, mostly due to small, stupid things like "How do we accomodate the toilet paper" (Martin was in the "the start should be facing the wall" team, and Chris was in the "No that´s ridiculus you´re a psicopath" team).

Chris is the youngest member when it comes to age and period of joining, wich caused him to be babby-ed in the first weeks. Until today, Aviva and Martin still enjoy to do so.

Chris is the type of person to hurl when seeing a relationship, and will always make a disgusted face when he sees Martin flirting.

He acts like he´s the "mature brother", but he still shares the braincell with Martin.

He cries when the dogs die in the movies (Martin does that too, but Chris acts like he can handle it)

His hair is spiky and it stings if he dosen´t brush it. Otherwise, it´s very soft.

If it wasn´t for the fact that Zach is an assteroid, these two would go crazy looking for new species and would giggle like 14 year olds in a boyband concert when they find one. You can't tell me they wouldn't be friends

Martin´s

Anyways BYEEEEEEE


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10 months ago

So, my mind has been reclaimed by the Wild Kratts fandom, and I cannot escape.

So I´ll make random headcannons! (Disclaimer: These are not about the actual Kratt bros, I´m writting about the show)

STARTING WITH THE BLUE BOY.

Martin is an organized disaster; Alow me to elaborate. Martin has BIG trouble keeping himself of getting distractions or organizing at all, and yet somehow finds what he´s looking for.

He loves moving around and NEEDS to say hi to every animal and give them THE BEST NAMES, wich I personally belive is the reason he has more scars due to animal attacks than the rest of the crew (I can imagine him getting a bit too close to a grizzly cub and naming him Presley and his mom Mrs.Sharpclaw. I cannot unsee it. ).

Sometimes he´ll talk about animals for hours and compete with Chris to know who knows more about creatures. It´s a wonder how Tortuga hasnt been wrecked yet.

This guy here is a bit bilingual, unlike Chris who dosent quite understand new languages. Martin likes to learn new words in spanish with Aviva.

Also (based on that one interview where Martin said he at first wanted to be a veterinarian that mentioned someone in tumblr but I cant remember their name), Martin has some interest in the med area, and got even bigger after the Orangoutang episode.

He HATES to be still, specially after the tree episode. I think he probably hates small spaces and will not tolerate to be locked out.

I do personally belive he´s kind of the unnamed leader of Tortuga. While he´s not a strategist and is a total clumsy geek, this guy will act quickly and is very good under stressfull situations and making decesive decisions, even if he sometimes does not think it through (like in the Flying fish episode). He's a professional in his job and everyone forgets that sometimes.

Martin is the type of person to believe in second chances, and tries to see good in everything and (mostly) everyone.

BUT. Hurt his friends or/and (god forbid) his brother, and RUN. He'll catch you anyway, but is worth to try.

THIS IDIOT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IS SELF PRESERVATION AND NOT BEING A HUMAN SHIELD.

Yet, he has the most consistent sleep schedule.

I like to think that he and Aviva were the first members of the whole Wild Kratts project, but it was far different, like some kind of lab in an island. Then Koki and Jimmy came and BOOM. Tortuga. Chris was the last member to officially join the crew, but he was there since the begining.

Martin can play MANY instruments, but only knows the cheesiest, most anoying and weird songs to ever exist.

He has used the "I´m the older brother and I´ll tell mom" Card on Chris way to many times.

Martin is the oldest member of the crew, wich makes him feel responsible for everyone and tries to protect them. Still, he´s just to silly to do so, and always gets distracted.

He can´t draw. Like, at all. Chris makes fun of that all of the time.

He´s a heartbreaker and he dosen´t even know. Like, he´s so oblivious to the fact that many people have a crush on him and he´s just like "You´re such a great friend haha!" after literally telling said person how pretty and awsome they are.

He´s got that blonde on him.

If it wasn´t for the fact that she´s a villain, Donita and Martin would be great friends.

Maybe I´ll make more parts, I dunno...

Pyro Out!

Psdt: He and Donita were in a situationship and Donita is not quite over him yet. Martin just wants her to leave the animals free in the wild.(He has no idea there was something between them in the first place nor did he realize he actually had a thing for her)


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