Happy Birthday To The Great Molasses Flood Of 1919

The lyrics "she wears short shorts, I wear t-shirts" suggest that she is Mikey Mousing it, while Taylor is over hear Winnie the poohing it. Both of which aren't appropriate for being the cheer captain or in the bleachers

i’m curious. in the tags let me know a media property that lowers your opinion of somebody’s tastes when you find out they enjoy it, not because it’s genuinely harmful but because it sucks. bonus points if you explain why

could you imagine if there was just like "comedic" commentary from a disembodied voice in porn like two peeps just be fuck'n and you just hear *shlap shlap shlap* they aren't the only thing cumming tonight *shlap shlap shlap* so are many tears as I cry myself to sleep from the crushing loneliness *shlap shlap shlap*

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

My new best friend.

A Ravenclaw about any dog or cat that looks at them (via ravenclawravings)

ME THOU!!

You know I'm always thinking why can't I get my tumblr to look like I want it but then I'll eventually learn that the way I'm imagining is old tumblr so I kinda can't