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Hold me tight or don't - Fall Out Boy

“I wanna hold hands with you but that’s all I wanna do right now.”

This is what I think is happening..

Remember this gif?

Those letters form this:

“U n STILL i DONT c KNOW o HIS n REAL i NAME c DO o U ?”

The extra letters form:

“NICO NICO”

What if Nico is the name of him?:

Okay, to me he’s NOT Blurryface. To me Blurryface is “gone”. (Read the whole thing; I came up with something and it will explain why this is not valid anymore)

In Nico and the Niners, Tyler sings this:

“I’m flying from a fire, from Nico and the Niners.”

So, we can assume that Nico is bad. But now, this guy in red is literally trying to keep Tyler inside DEMA, he doesn’t want him to escape, so, he’s also .. bad.

The Niners, maybe they’re the Bishops

“When Bishops come together they will know that, Dema don’t control us.”

They’re 9 Bishops in the pic. The rest is more like an audience?. It looks like a kind of ritual or something.

So in conclusion:

Nico is the guy in red.

The Niners are the Bishops.

Nico and the Niners are the ones who control DEMA.

They’re trying to stop Tyler’s escape.

Maybe DEMA is like a place in your head, just think about it:

“And now I just sit in silence”

“Sometimes quiet is violent”

“There’s no hiding for me

"I’m forced to deal with what I feel. There is no distraction to mask what is real”

Maybe all of this is happening in Tyler’s head?

Like:

He’s in silence and when he’s in silence he starts to think and all of that thinking led him in a place in his mind that now he can’t escape:

DEMA.

Again, all of this is just my point of view and my theory

EDIT:

This where I retracted myself on the whole “Blurryface is gone” thing

Okay, I just thought of something… What kind of name is Blurryface? Like, seriously, who is named Blurryface.. I know we can just say that this represents Tyler’s insecurities so it doesn’t have to have a proper name..

but: “U still don’t know his real name do u”.

WHAT IF ALL THIS TIME THIS THING, THIS BLURRY FACE, DID HAVE A NAME AND IT WAS NICO!!

Edit 2:

My mom came up with something!!!

She asked me: What is the Niners? What represent?

And then she said:

Nine insecurities?

It makes sense:

There are 9 circles in Blurryface, nine insecurities.. (?

Maybe that’s why the Bishops might be good after all.. (as someone pointed out)

Surviving IKEA

Never enter near closing hours.

Do not mispronounce IKEA product names. What you summon will haunt you.

Do not trust the arrows.

Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.

Avoid, at any cost, staying after closing hours.

Do not ask employees for directions to the exit. Most of them have been trapped inside the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people have grown spiteful. Do not trust them. They want you to stay.

Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.

In case you are trapped:

Find John. He has lived in the store for six years, unnoticed.

Avoid eye contact with employees roaming around.

Hide whenever possible.

The ghost families living in the showrooms won’t betray you.

Do not steal any pencils. It will give away your position.

Avoid walking through the bed area. The creatures sleeping there won’t appreciate your presence.

When music from the 30s starts blasting through the speakers, Walter, the handyman, has noticed you and wants to drive his screwdriver through your ear.

Run.

He often shouts jokes chasing you followed by the laughter of IKEA personnel echoing throughout the store. Never let your guard down.

Open as many wardrobes as you can. Some of them are magic portals. Pray that you find one in time before he finds you.

Only go through a portal when absolutely necessary. What you find on the other side is often not pleasant.

If there is no other option, try pronouncing the name of the IKEA furniture closest to you. The ground will start to shake. Prepare yourself for the worst.

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I think I went a bit overboard with this (◎-◎；)

Also I’m sorry for the low quality 

Please don’t repost without my permission, it ruins my soul! (´Ａ｀。)