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If Marvel made Star Wars. And boy it works. 

what if they were a dnd party….

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

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Been wanting to do an Art Giveaway this year and y’all ended up voting on a piece of character art as the prize, so here’s a quick n dirty Art Giveaway! 

+Winner will receive 1 flat colored full body character piece +Must reblog to qualify (no giveaway accounts and no spam reblogging!) +Must be following this account at the time of winner selection +Winner will be selected via Random dot Org +Giveaway ends on Friday, September 30th at 6pm EST Good luck and as always, thank you all for your support!

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

the new letter on the Dema website explains A LOT of things abt the jumpsuit music video:

- tyler WAS the failed perimeter escape of Dema (like I thought!!)

- the hooded figure on the horse was Nico (one of the nine Bishops - “the niners”)

- the place tyler was walking in, in the music video, was Trench (aka: the outskirts of Dema)

- the people on the ledge (also josh) are the “Banditos” (the ppl that already escaped Dema and are helping other ppl escape)

- Clancy is a characer who escaped Dema and is now in Trench

- Clancy was hiding in one of the caves during the jumpsuit mv, watching the story unfold - he’s just a bystander to this whole story (maybe he possibly represents us ???)