I Need Them Incinerated

The redraw of my old piece

Im so tired. I just want to be a happy gay man. Why can't i be a happy gay man? Instead I'm stuck in this stupid body and all I'm seen as is a straight cis girl who's just a little quirky

Submitted February 7, 2023

I was talking the other day about how Clodsire has a very Blåhaj energy to them and decided I had to follow through on that idea, and here we are!

I'm really happy with how it came out!

All made in Blender, so unfortunately not a real tangible plush (maybe in the future)

Let me know what you think!

I've decided that it is canon that Rika has (at least) one if these.

And, just because I can, some colour variants! (Shiny, Blåhaj, Quagsire and trans pride)

(The shelf, table, painting frame and chair assets are from Poly Haven's CC0 model collection (go check them out), everything else was made by me.)

Sometimes I worry I identify as asexual because I'm just afraid of connecting with someone or being vulnerable with them. That it's just an extension of my anxieties about other people. I don't know how to tell the difference. I don't really want to be alone, but I'm also very scared of putting myself out there. Is it that I'm not attracted to people or that I don't want to be? I find people aesthetically pleasing but don't want to act on it.

lyra likes reece's puffs

My favorite side quest…

Making them into LITTLE GOOBERS.

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

This is just going out to eat when you’re Overstimulatedᵀᴹ

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

cat 🥰🥰

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”