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I lowkey forgot just how bad voltron fandom was about characterization I'm watching for the first time in years and like lowkey. Keith is a smiley boy A LOT of the time. Like sure he's not a yapper like Lance or Hunk but the boy smiles and like. Giggles about his little successes with red. He comes up with fucking feral plans to get shit done. Hes really only ever particularly standoffish or cold with lance and that's just because- *I'm taken out by a sniper before I can start talking about klance on main*
oh yes it's that time of year
If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS
i wish she was real
i watched dead boy detectives this week and now i'm kinda obsessed with making it about thiam. so i present you the thiam dead boy detectives au plot bunnies in my head 🐰
there are different ways i imagined it. the first:
theo dies and is sent to hell. now, contrary to what happened to edwin, he very much deserved it. his hell in this au is similar to his canonical hell, so tara keeps haunting him and clawing his heart out of his chest and then it all starts again – for eternity. but he manages to escape! and he decides to spend his afterlife doing some good deeds so that he can maybe convince death not to send him there again if she ever catches him.
then he meets liam and keeps him company while he slowly dies after being beaten by his teammates. when liam wakes as a ghost, he wants to get revenge, but theo is afraid that's gonna get him sent to hell, and so feels compelled to guide him in a different direction. liam lets it go but decides to follow theo and solve ghost mysteries with him forever :) at first theo doesn't want him around (because vulnerability is a bitch) but liam is as stubborn as he's beautiful, so there's no escape <3
at some point theo will have to tell liam the whole truth about his past and how cruel he was, of course. liam is taken aback, and they have a fight and theo pushes him away in the worst way possible. but then liam is in danger and theo sacrifices himself for him and is dragged to hell, and liam still decides to risk everything to get him back!
alternative that mirrors the teen wolf canon:
liam is a ghost that works together with scott, stiles and the others in the dead boy detectives agency (it was only scott and stiles at first, then other people joined, both dead and alive). they meet theo on a case, but he manipulates liam to obtain something (he could be a witch in this, or an evil ghost, or another type of creature).
at some point, he gets killed (or just caught by death) and sent to hell. years later, when the detectives have to go to hell to retrieve something or someone, liam meets theo down there. theo decides to help him because he feels guilty about everything he's done in the past, and in the end liam can't leave him behind, so he drags him all the way back to earth.
theo has a lot of magical knowledge and decides to use it to help the others solve all their cases, even though they don't trust him. liam doesn't either, not entirely, but he's the only one who saw theo in the depths of hell and is sure that the boy would do anything to keep himself out of there.
theo of course develops a strong sense of loyalty and devotion towards liam, just like in canon <3 and in the end, maybe there's a moment where liam could finally move forward to heaven, but decides to stay behind with theo <3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PRETTY PRINCESS 💥🧡!!
There's this really frustrating goyish idea that Jews are always finding "loopholes" or "tricks" to violate the "spirit of the law" when it comes to observing Jewish law. No, they're following Jewish law. All ways in which one can follow the law are equally "in the spirit of the law" because the law's purpose is to be followed. The idea that finding easier ways to observe religious rules means "tricking" god or doing something otherwise shameful is reflective of Christian philosophy. Suffering is not virtuous in Judaism. Penance is not the purpose of Jewish law. Judaism is meant to enrich the current lives of its community, not ritualize hardship for some unknowable divine purpose.
in my head theo is so insanely good at knowing what liam wants because he literally is tuned in on everything going on with him. he’s listening to his heartbeat, using his chemo signals, and watching his body language (which obviously he can read exceptionally well because of the reformed murder thing)
liam is kinda oblivious to it though but there’s one point where he’s like “how tf did you know that”
Me writing fanfiction
Brandy butchering Clair de Lune on the piano for Clara is the equivalent of a basketball player saying “babe, this one is for you” and completely missing their shot lmaoo
Something about Theo literally being the Came Back Wrong trope but like. Came back wrong as in came back incapable of being who he was before, and maybe that’s not a bad thing. Like, the boy who used emotions as a weapon, who treated everyone’s feelings and their emotional response to his faked feelings, coming back from Hell and being so utterly incapable of hiding his own anymore.
There wasn’t a single scene in S6 where he didn’t have some sort of feeling on his face, some sort of raw emotion about whatever situation they were in. His smiles at Liam are some of the most genuine emoting we see him do and it all seems to very different to that calculating, manipulative persona we had in 5A. Idk man.
Something about Tara ripping his her heart out over and over again until he learned how to feel with it.
i think we should all start writing more theo and liam fistbumping. their almost-fistbump in 6x09 was irrationally hilarious to me, like, oh man you just shot a ghost rider and its accomplice with its own gun? fist bump me up. also it'd be so funny if one of them was helping someone else fight off a Beacon Hills Disaster (TM) , automatically offered up a fistbump after eliminating part of the threat, and got questioned instead of having it reciprocated
"??? do you usually fistbump people after killing a guy"
"he deserved it and i did a sick ass flip to knock him down. we're celebrating"
choking on his ghost
[a jjk x severance au]
Thinking about an au where Theo never met the Dread Doctors and grew up to be best friends with Scott and Stiles. He would have gone with them to the preserve in the first episode but would be caught by The Sheriff with Stiles. And basically would help Scott alongside Stiles. He probably wouldn't be part of the lacrosse team and be more of a nerd type.
When Derek becomes alpha he goes and asks him to turn him and that leads him and Scott to fight because Scott would not understand choosing to turn but Theo would bitterly tell him he doesn't remember what it's like to be weak anymore (remember he also had asthma) and helpless in the supernatural world they were thrown into. He would be part of Derek's pack for a while but would leave to join Scott's just like Isaac did.
Also! It would mean Tara is alive! She would eventually find out about the supernatural and would be involved somehow too. Maybe once Argent turns good he and Alison teach her how to fight. Or maybe she would turn out to be a different supernatural creature like Lydia or Kira are.
For the thiam engle of it (because of course) maybe from the start he would be the person to be there for Liam when Liam first turn and they just... connect.
Alternatively they could also not get along AT ALL until something happens and they start to bond, similar to canon thiam. In both cases they're obviously eachother's anchors (ꈍᴗꈍ)
Idk what that would mean for s5 plot tho... Do the Dread Doctors come around anyway? Would they have with them someone else instead of Theo? What about the Chimeras? Hayden and Corey? Idk anything is possible~ :3c
GUUUHHH there are so many things to add to this I'm going to explode sjdjnfmcsjjsnd
I need a fic like this like NOW (ノ≧∇≦)ノ ミ ┻━┻
Anyways was at a prince of egypt veiwing with some friends and when yochved put moses in the basket, one guy (not jewish) said "just like superman!" And like. You're so close buddy
[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]
Chag Pesach Sameach!
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
Shoutout to everyone telling Liam for 2 seasons "you're okay, you're okay, you're okay" and then this tragic, complexed, slutty gay guy comes along and looks him straight in the eye and says "you're not okay, you're not okay at all and there's no reason why you should be" and Liam BELIEVES him.
Liam has spent his whole life thinking he has to change and be different to be accepted and joining Scott's pack hasn't changed that: Liam still feels like he has to appear okay because that's what everyone expects of him.
And what happens is Theo comes along and is like "it's okay, you can stay here with me, just for a little while, you can stay here at rock bottom and catch your breath and then you can start climbing again, you can rest in my absence of expectation" and Liam BELIEVES him.
And what happens next is that Liam catches his breath and then stands up and takes Theo's hand and says "let's go back up" and when Theo tries to object because he is obviously convinced that he has no right to go back up Liam is like "it's okay, you can come with me, just for a little while, you can come back up and feel the real air and then you can go back down, you can breathe in my trust" and this time it's Theo who believes him.
Liam and Theo are at their lowest point and that's what makes everything happen: at least at the beginning it's not respect, or esteem or need, it's understanding. They know each other on a deeper level and understand each other like the reflection of a mirror. And this seems unable to change anything but actually changes the whole course of the narrative because Theo UNDERSTANDS Liam and Liam TRUSTS Theo and I want to die
theo 'simp' raeken
"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.
Being Jensen Ross Ackles wasn't easy on the day of shooting the confession
people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.
shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own
been loving the recent posts about chase because bro is so insane as a character
- dead mother, abusive czech dad who visits him while dying of lung cancer and doesn’t say anything
- goes to seminary, tries become a priest but gets axed after sleeping with the groundskeeper’s wife
- ends up becoming a doctor like his dad after all
- is australian
- has an ambiguous background in bdsm
- falls in love with his coworker after hearing her mention sex one singular time
- has internalised fatphobia
- is friends with nuns
- sleeps with his coworker (who’s stolen meth from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient)
- has sex with his coworker in a patient’s house, and in the hospital’s sleep lab, and in a storage closet
- kisses a 9 year old with terminal cancer after she begs him to
- gets fired and proceeds get a different job on a different floor of the same hospital
- hypnotises his boss (who has just gotten his skull cracked open)
- goes into anaphylactic shock after doing body shots off a stripper at his bachelor’s party (planned by his ex-boss, who’s subconscious (in the form of a hallucination of ex-boss’s best friend’s dead girlfriend) tries to murder chase by deliberately hiring a stripper who uses strawberry lotion that chase is allergic to)
- marries his coworker on the day their ex-boss gets committed to a psychiatric hospital
- murders an african dictator
- nearly gets caught for murdering the dude, has to be covered by his ex-ex-boss and coworker
- goes into a spiral which convinces his coworker-wife that he’s cheating on her 2 months into their marriage
- confesses to murdering the dictator to his wife, who leaves him
- sleeps with his ex-wife/ex-coworker in an exam room while the hospital is on emergency lockdown
- gets his only new haircut in the entire show after his divorce
- pretends to be a dumb, misogynistic, unemployed american while speed dating to prove that his looks don’t matter as much as his personality. even while pretending to be a loser, he still gets a bunch of women’s numbers
- sleeps with a woman at the wedding of some important hospital person, gets photographed nude, and is then made fun of by all his coworkers for having a tiny dick
- gets stabbed
- has a sex dream about his coworker who he is very much not into after the coworker confesses to having a sex dream about him
- takes over the diagnostics department after his boss and boss’s boybestfriend run away for their gay death pact
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