It Was Never Okay To Let Her Go 

#NAT IS A SUPERHERO #FIGHT ME

#i had to 😂

LMFAO

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”

She then asked Bobby what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”

In memoriam of my killer queen baby, i absolutely adore her, mi vida<3

You don’t love anyone? Of course you don’t, darling. You don’t have the balls for it. To love you need courage.

I've unlocked a new level, my hair looks amazing and I'm in self isolation so no one would ever know

how much your life suck from 1 to getting your period in the middle of a math exam AND its the worst case of cramps you ever had

Well turns out My Life Sucks Real Bad

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 1/?

Magnus bane: glitter is the new black! Weeee!!

OMG TYSM!!

Tagging: @randomidiotsposts @transeleanorshellstrop @dothetoothsteethhaveteethtoo and whoever feels like it! <3

Aesthetics tag game!

I’ve been tagged quite a few time in this one, and lately by @par-merlin​ and thanks so much your board was soooo cool.

rules: google/search your name & your favourite color & the word ‘aesthetic’. take the first four (non collage) photos and voila you have your aesthetic moodboard! then tag your friends to join!

This is SO NICE. I tag @effervescentdragon​ @doctorrosetennant​ @elwenn-dreaming​ @booksandwoollysocks​ @ineffable-yikes​ @cleverlittlejay​ @melusine0811​ @megabadbunny​ if you ever want to !

90% Boyle, 60% Rosa

who are y’all most like!?

from nbcbrooklyn99 insta

His Last Vow

I dont know who's the genius that casted tom hiddleston and owen wilson in the same tv series, but i owe them my entire existence.

It's gonna be so chaotically glorious that i might die

David castañeda is the Mexican Tom hardy.