Latest Posts by purplecavesloth - Page 4

explaining my love for mothman to people who don’t know mothman is so embarrassing honestly it feels like baring my soul. like yeah this is my friend mothman from west virginia. i have a plushie of him and he’s on my jacket. he’s the silliest guy and i love him very much. they have a festival about him at point pleasant i wanna go there someday. and then i show them the guy in question and he looks like this

For here I lay among the sage,

With the bones of spirits I yearn to meet.

Internal weaving of blossom and blood,

As they grant safe passage to my eternal sleep.

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

Committing piracy as a devotional act to Hermes

Just a quick not friendly reminder: someone who has apologized for past mistakes, made amends for past actions, and clearly no longer holds past beliefs, is a far better person than one who digs up old dirt and uses a person's past that no longer exists against them.

No time to explain, just get in

mushrooms

There was a lot this time. It’s probably cause of the rain

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

We stan

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

you truly do not exist for other ppl’s consumption and your existence is not hinged on making others happy and comfortable by stifling and hiding and crushing and editing parts of yourself to be less than who you really are

“Do you identify as a man or a woman?”

Actually I identify as an eldritch horror

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

it/its pronouns are not inherently dehumanizing, unless the user wants them to be. it/its pronouns aren't weird. it/its pronouns aren't too hard to use. people who only use it/its pronouns need to have this be respected no matter what your beliefs are. you don't get to single out people with "weird" pronouns and misgender us and use incorrect pronouns. accept someone who uses it/its as you support someone who uses they/them. there's nothing wrong with it/its pronouns. respect its users.

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

I bring a sort of "breathing fire everywhere and stealing gold, jewels, and fine weaponry" vibe to the castle that the knights dont really like

Impulse: Can I get a waffle? Tango and Zed: *trying to make batter while blindfolded and yodeling* Impulse: Can I please get a waffle?

i feel like. being anti-harassment should be the default. i think its REALLY strange to go out of your way to bully strangers online. i don’t think. harassing people online and in fandom spaces should be the norm. that’s just me tho

MY PAIN MAY BE CHRONIC BUT MY ASS IS ICONIC