Latest Posts by purplecavesloth - Page 2

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

If I don't get a proposal with 'would you stab me with a knife? Would you take away my life? Would you become my wife?'

I'm not getting married

Hi I, an atheist, am reading the Bible for some reason (not the whole thing) and I'm reading a Bible (translation is NLT) that was given to me as a child. Want to see some homophobic Bible translation.

"THEY BECAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS"

"NO HOMO, BIBLE EDITION"

Want to see how an accurate Bible translation does this verse?

LOVED HIM AS HIS OWN SOUL

THAT'S SOME GAY SHIT RIGHT THERE

DON'T DENY ME THAT, NLT

buying him time

they are gay and no one can convince me otherwise

That one short with Hermes and Tiresias

HE JUST GOT THERE

Also, suddenly his dad is back

That's a lot for him to handle, ngl

They're just theater kids with one (many) cameras  🫂✨

GOD I LOVE THIS DUO KSNSKZNZNSISBDJE

He just wants a taste of that tea so bad.

Odysseus definetly made everybody bleed lmao

Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

fuck you

aww

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.

ueein nyough

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

Sometimes when I'm sad I'll go on here and look at all the dead CEO memes and it makes me feel better.

Reminder: Capitalism isn't doing you any favors.

It doesn't create jobs.

It doesn't lead to innovation.

It doesn't distribute anything efficiently.

It creates poverty, and can only keep itself alive via constant wars of enclosure, and resource/land theft.

Humanity cannot reach well being and happiness while capitalism reigns.

fuck I want to be a slug with no responsibility. just crawling around on moss in a garden and sleeping on a leaf or underneath a mushroom. reblog if you want to be a slug

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

Started from the bottom (hyperfixating on Greek mythology as a child) now we're here (hyperfixating on Epic: the musical + thirsting over the gods). History really does repeat itself.

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

WE ARE SO BAACKKK🔥🔥🔥

HE IS AN ICON, HE IS A LEGEND AND HE IS THE MOMENT