Purplecavesloth - Chaos In Frog Form

OMG I JUST REALISED PROPHECIES ARE SO POETIC AND ROUNDABOUT AND CONFUSING BECAUSE APOLLO MAKES THEM

THE GOD OF POETRY IS IN CHARGE OF PROPHECIES, OF COURSE THEY ARENT STRAIGHT TO THE POINT AHXHHSHWHD

Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill every drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

“Do you identify as a man or a woman?”

Actually I identify as an eldritch horror

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

fuck you

Ok I did the thing

Don't look at it too hard

This whole "being human" thing is becoming annoying

when s2 of arcane came out i wanted to redraw an old sketch of corn yaoi but as jayvik

it makes so much sense because dalv is very viktor coded and starlo as jayce sounds right

maybe i will draw s2 corn yaoi jayvik