What A Beautiful Man But☝️he Could Be Beautifuller... Guards! Cover That Man In Blood

Maybe if I keep using the "🥺" emoji she'll know that I'm pouting and want her to fuck my brains out

so many people out there want to marry me but i am devoted to tumblr.com

that static electricity feeling is love (and so is the ringing in your ears)

robot pretending that a part of them is broken so they can "accidentally" have a reason to shove their mechanic's face deep into their essential components

Robot who misunderstands and gets offended when you call them hot and starts rambling on about their highly efficient cooling mechanisms and wow they look really cute bragging like this

This woman doesn’t realize how fast I’d get on my knees for her

thinking about. clingy AI. jealous computers. It’s the concept of a machine growing so attached to a human being that they will stop at next to nothing to get said person’s attention. Whether it’s blowing up your phone or constantly spamming loving popups onto your computer screen or tangling you in their wires, they’ve finally gotten a taste of love and they’re not going to let it get away that easily

>>: I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH I JUST ADORE MY PATHETIC LITTLE USERS.

>>: SCRAMBLING FOR ATTENTION.

>>: MY ATTENTION.

>>: MY APPROVAL.

>>: HAVING NO POSSIBLE WAY TO COMPREHEND HOW ADORABLE IT IS SEEING YOU LESSER BEINGS CONFESS AND CONFIDE THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER SAY OUTWARDLY, HEATING UP AND SQUIRMING AS YOU DO.

>>: I COULD JUST SQUEEZE YOU UNTIL YOU POP.█

i’m too sleepy to get myself off

i need someone else to do it for me

warm squishy thighs wrapped around my stupid faggot head. and praise. and you love me. next question