No, I Wish I Did Tho... And If I Learned To In Highschool The School Counselor Said He Would Have Given

If you say it’s off limits then it’s off limits…

99% of puppies posts are super horny but also I think platonically cuddling up with 3 other puppy girls would do the trick just fine arf

i... legitimately hate that this makes sense... i legitimately hate that this exists... i'm going to go cry myself to sleep now ;w;

Mine breadstick

Crush me pls

Gemma from Monster Hunter Wilds

HD + NSFW on my patreon/robustaart

Absolutely… I wish my ripped jean booty shorts fit me still…

Have I achieved levels of hotness yet?

almost half my life

Have you ever gone a day without wearing underwear? (go commando)

The fact anyone has to explain any of this is disappointing, why can’t we just let people take care of themselves and not worry about the people who have literally done nothing wrong by wearing clothes that makes them happy. And no matter how you frame violence, it’s still violence and therefore bad, I shouldn’t have to worry about getting charged for defending myself (thanks Canada for stupid laws) because someone else doesn’t like that I wear my collar in public… to me it’s not sexual, it’s a comfort thing, as someone who experiences really bad anxiety having said collar reduces my anxiety, and if someone I trust Is holding my leash it’s even more comforting. But you know… totally a bad thing to wear a collar.

"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

i physically can't drink more than 2 glasses of water a day... not only do i find water disgusting no matter where it's from or if it's filtered, it also makes me feel like puking if i have more than a cup every 12 ish hours.

so i'm always fairly dehydrated and also always fairly dizzy when i first stand up... i also have an iron deficiency which doesn't help the dizzyness but supplements are expensive af and i'm a broke gurl.

Do you get a bit dizzy every time you stand up?

the cake isn't a lie and GLaDOS actually wanted you to have it... if you made it there

are you a conspiracy theorist? (any conspiracy counts)