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Comp of my favourite guns

please add on this is fucking wild

You know what this does.

this is called a punt gun. IT WAS USED TO HUNT ENTIRE FLOCKS OF DUCKS AT A TIME.

what’s that? you wish you didnt need to dispose of the body? WELL WHY DON’T YOU GET A FUCKING NINE BARELLED SHOTGUN YOU’LL BREAK YOUR ARM BUT YOUR VICTIM WILL BE RED MIST.

Give this to your party in the next dnd campaign. It’s called an apache revolver and every single fucking class can specialize in it.

You know how in a cartoon a gun will bend, and it shoots that direction? Well this fuck decided to create a gun like that, designed to shoot around corners. 

This is called a PARASCOPE, gun. LITERALLY DESIGNED SO YOU DON’T POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TRENCHES.

“this isn’t even a gun?” NO IT IS. IT’S CALLED A POCKETKNIFE PISTOL AND WAS MADE FOR HOME DEFENSE. (on a side note we should still make these and have these be the only guns “for self defense” correct me if im wrong.)

“this is a mace?” 

NO DUDE THIS WAS  CALLED KING HENRYS WALKING STICK, AND WAS OWNED BY HIM. IT HAS THREE SMALL HOLES ON THE MACE THAT SHOOT.

take a wild fucking guess how you fire it. JUST GUESS. 

YES. THE GUN IS FIRED BY FUCKING PUNCHING.

THIS IS A FUCKING RING. IT FITS AROUND YOUR FINGER. AND IT’S A GUN. A SIX SHOT GUN 

“well that’s an odd frame for a gun.”

YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED TO REPLACE YOUR BICYCLE FRAME. The reason these were made, was because before the automobile, the best way to transport your gun was on bike. SO WHY NOT HAVE YOUR GUN, BE THE BIKE

Yes. THIS IS DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE LIPSTICK. IT’S AS BIG AS ONE TOO. I DON’T KNOW IF THESE ARE STILL LEGAL, BUT GALS, THIS COULD BE A GREAT THING TO CARRY WITH YOU.

You see this rifle? IT CAN DESTROY TANKS. AND YES, THIS BADASS MANAGED TO PERFECTLY HANDLE IT’S WEIGHT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nKDtpbLx-XM

YOU SEE THIS GUN? IT’S CALLED A SMART GUN. THE ONLY WAY TO FIRE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINT SCANNED, AND TO BE WEARING THE WATCH THAT COMES WITH IT. NOW THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR KIDS TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS.

YEAH, THIS IS A PEN. For when a writers done with your shit.

This is called a vomit gun. and you’re right! this doesn’t fire bullets. INSTEAD, THIS BITCH SHOOTS A LED LIGHT THATS SO BRIGHT, AND DISORIENTING, THAT IT LITERALLY CAUSES YOU TO VOMIT, FALL OVER FROM INTENSE DIZZINESS, AND BLIND THEM. IT ALSO EMITS PULSES TO DISORIENT THEM, AND HAS A VARIETY OF EFFECTS THAT REALLY FUCK YOU UP. (the effectiveness and everything about it is being questioned, but it IS bright enough to blind you.)

this isn’t a special ammo shotgun.

it’s a grenade launcher.

this is exactly what you think it is.

30 barrel revolver. What the fuck can I think of for witty commentary. Just look at it.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO END THIS.

alessandra strong 💪

And as always, if you see something, say “something.” That’s the code word to call a special raid on a neighbor or stranger.

thank u for the fake marriage trope

I would recommend listening to The Strange Case of Starship Iris, which is a sci-fi podcast set in space, kinda like Inkwyrm. I also really like Under Pressure, Station to Station, The Amelia Project, Raising the Dead Again and Aquamarianas :)

Hey there everybody! I’ve got a bit of a dilemma maybe you all could help me with. You see, I’m running out of podcasts. For some context, I work at a pretty classy restaurant doing janitorial and laundry stuff. Which means, starting at the ass-crack of dawn, I’m running around this place cleaning, doing laundry, folding linens, you get the picture. Since I’m basically alone most of it and due my various mental things making both silence and large amounts of kitchen clamor (the laundry room is attached to it) bug/distract the fuck out of me, I have headphones in for most of it. And since my shifts are typically about 8 hours long, I can grind through whatever I’m listening to at a pretty impressive rate.

Which brings us to the problem at hand: My podcast collection is beginning to dwindle. Which is why I need you all’s help. Any recommendations? I for the most part prefer fictional stuff, but certain non-fiction things (MBMBAM, The Flophouse, Lore, ect.) have peaked my interest in the past too, so who knows.

Things I’ve caught up on:

The Penumbra Podcast

Eos 10

Wooden Overcoats

The Adventure Zone

Inkwyrm

Cthulhu and Friends

Alice Isn’t Dead

Welcome to Night Vale

The Orbiting Human Circus (SEASON 2 WHEN?! YOU’RE KILLIN US JULIEN!)

Things I’m currently listening too:

Hello From the Magic Tavern

Kings Falls AM

Supervillain Corner

Wolf 359

Kakos Industries

The Black Tapes (Not really at work though. Something about this one in particular gives me the willies and the place I work at is already haunted, so I don’t listen to this one much while I’m there.)

Drunks and Dragons (very slowly)

Critical Role (I watch this one. The podcast version is great, but I can’t miss out on all the great visual reactions the actors give.)

Lore ( Just started on this one. Not sure about it yet, but I do love me some folklore/mythology.)

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