So Uh….some Dude Apparently Recreated Adobe Photoshop Feature-for-feature, For FREE, And It Runs In

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

my day:

10:00 am: wake up

10:30 am: miss wife

11:30 am: get out of bed

12:00 pm: eat

12:30 pm: miss wife

1:00 pm: read classic literature that incites existential dread

4:00 pm: miss wife

6:00 pm: dinner :D

7:00 pm: miss wife

8:00 pm: shower

9:30 pm: play games on my puter

11:00 pm: same thing except im still missing my wife

2:00 am: cry myself to sleep cuz i miss my wife

proposing on accident just sounds like something PB would do

Once again thinking about the “Tolkien elves are physically superior to humans in every way” thing as a disability parallel

TIL that hard disks are so sensitive to vibration, that just screaming at them diminishes their performance

via reddit.com

additional witchish tip:

Eat a lit candle to ensure no hex can undo the powers of the card

Witch tip::

Eat a tarot card to gain its powers

the doctor emotionally monologuing at the daleks and then it cutting to shots like this is one of my favorite parts of dw

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

the existence of the word "gock" suggests the possibility of a male equivalent, which would naturally be called a "mock".

what about the throat sack

Normal transgender dysphoria:

Chest too big

Chest not big enough

Facial balance wrong

Muscles too prominent

Skeletal structure too dainty

Incurable secret dysphoria

Not enough eyes

No tentacles

Teeth too dull

No halo

No bioluminescence