This Is Perfection- I'm Gonna Use This.

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

they should invent legs that don't ow ow ow ouchie ow ow aaaaaaaa owww waaaahhh

A comic about forging my chosen name! 🏳️‍⚧️ Does your chosen name have a story behind it? What kind of sword/equipment would you picture your name as? ⚔️

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

"Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something." -Jake the Dog

Sorry if this is odd, but I just found an old EP of yours on Spotify and it's inspiring hearing how much you've improved. It makes me understand that you got where you are through hard work, not just being magically good at what you do. You're a big musical inspiration to me, and I hope you have a good night!

oh fully yeah, sucking is an important and vital part of the journey toward not sucking

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

Shoutout to the fairy who passed these out to my table and then just completely disappeared

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

hey transfems, i don't know which of you need to hear this but it's okay to never use your penis during sex if you don't want to. it's okay to tell your partner not to touch it, to ignore it even, and hold them to respecting that boundary, no matter how many times you've had sex with them, or even if you've had sex with them with your penis involved.

you're not weird or broken for having needs or having boundaries, and you deserve lovers who respect those needs and boundaries. as someone who knows first hand, it's not worth it not to speak up.

this is a post for bottoms, switches, and tops. for subs or dom/mes. for anyone who feels like their no will go unheard or that the only reason people are sexually interested in you are those who want a woman with a dick. i promise you there are people who are out there who will listen, who will get you, and who will treat you how you deserve.

in fact? that's the absolute base line that anyone deserves during sex, and you deserve that and so much more.

sapphic yearning hits hard this time of the month

a trans woman expressing love freely and openly to everyone in her life. a beautiful thing