I’ve Had Enough Of You… GUARDS! Impregnate This Man.

pick one you bald genderless idiot

I bet gollum gives the driest head imaginable like you'd be all up in his throat feeling like ur sticking your dick in sand paper with dust flying out every time he gags

just took a worm pill this shit metal as fuck

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

Who wanna be the object of my desire!?!?!!?!

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”