This Is My Ideal Career Path

pick one you bald genderless idiot

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

(william murderface voice) pisshing all by yourshelf, handshome?

“two tickets for the barbie movie please”

its just me and the emo bitch i pulled for being a metal elitist

Luis Caballero

Morpho Peleides, with iridescent blue wings and black edges. It’s shimmering blue colour is not a chemical pigment; it is produced by the way the light reflects off the millions of tiny scales on its wings.

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world's bs

Oh, the mortifying ordeal of being known