"Your Coverage Of This Event Has Been Completely Out Of Touch And An Insult To The Intelligence Of The

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

I love that they respect and trust each other wholeheartedly

Since I'm already spamming my followers with midnight burger id like to say

I love Zebulon and Effie Mucklewain

I love that they are so passionate

I love that they are full of quips

I love Effie's mean streak

I love how they performed an illegal (interracial, 1920s arkansas) marriage ceremony because they felt that it was between two good people who loved and supported each other

I love that they were appalled knowing how long it took for that law to change

I love their disguises for the planets/times earth side when being two Jesus lovers from Arkansas just isn't the vibe

I love that they exist in technology

I love that they are the hot ones

I love that Zebulon's test of friend or foe is finding out if his pig best friend is waiting for him or not

I love Effie saying "Divorce is a Sin" as a reason for their marriage lasting so long and Zebulon saying "and because we love each other?" "Yes also that"

I love the mucklewains

getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

The English language deserves more terms on endearment that are used casually. I only ever hear them for relationships or in sarcasm and that is a real shame.

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone