YEEEEEEES The Only Good Thing To Happen Today

i'm horny okay maybe

I easily forget who I've already booped, so please know I will continually boop back

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Ace: hey Yuu, wanna play 20 questions?

Yuu: sure I’ll go first

Yuu: what’s your favorite color?

Ace: triangle- do you like boys?

Halloween (for the giggles)

Yuu/MC: Okay so-

Ace: No, you're about to say something stupid.

Yuu/MC: You don't know that yet!

Deuce: Yeah Ace, you don't know that yet.

Ace: Fine, what is it?

Yuu/MC: So you know how if Vampires come across rice they have to count every grain, right? So I was thinking- well, how long would it take for a vampire to eat a whole bowl of rice?

Ace: *pinching his brows* I fucking- okay, how long do you think it takes?

Yuu/Mc: I was thinking... give or take 30 minutes.

Ace: 30 MINUTES?!

Yuu/MC: *holding back a laugh*

Deuce: It takes me 30 minutes to finish a bowl of rice normally.

Ace: What the- okay, Deuce's eating habits aside if a vampire were to eat a WHOLE bowl of rice grain by grain, it would at least take an hour.

Deuce: I don't know, an hour seems to long?

Ace: WHAT!

Yuu/MC: Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Deuce here. I don't think it would take an hour.

Ace: Yuu/MC, just because you can finish a bowl of rice in 10 minutes doesn't mean the Vampire could.

Yuu/MC: I can count the grains and still eat it all in under 15.

Deuce: Wouldn't it be one grain per second kind of thing or?

Ace: Hold on, just- *pulls out phone* just shut up.

Deuce: "chuckling* Are you searching up-

Ace: I SAID SHUT UP!

Yuu/MC: Yeah, I think he's searching up how many second are in an hour.

Ace: *showing them his phone* SEE! 3600 SECONDS. THERE ARE APROXIMETLY-

Yuu/MC: *bursts out laughing* Wait-

Ace: NO, THERE ARE APROXIMETLY 3000 GRAINS OF RICE IN A BOWL SO IT WOULD TAKE AN HOUR FOR A VAMPIRE TO FINISH A WHOLE BOWL OF RICE!

Yuu/MC: *still laughing* It takes you a second to eat a grain of rice? Loser.

Ace: I'M GONNA-

JOE'S VA FOUND MY MENFESS SUBMISSION ABOUT CRACKSHIP IT'S SO FREAKING OVER FELLAS

Sir, I swear I didn't know it's 100% one hell of a coincidence.

does anyone know that one vilyuu fic where vil got mistakenly transported to yuu's world when he was supposed to go to night raven college, and lives rent free there and both decided that they hate each other (vil for yuu is living in such a poor, broke, cheap ass apartment, and yuu because vil is such an annoying jerk).

last time I read it, there was only 1 chapter. I don't remember the title, and I'm also not sure if it was on tumblr, ao3 or fanfiction. all I (barely) remember is vil literally throws his accessories at yuu as his payment to live in the apartment and flaunt his magic at her because she think he's a fraud, narcissistic thief that just broke into her house.

みんなパンになった。🍞🥖

HC

RSA thinks Yuu is more like them than of like the NRC guys (they say this without any trace of malice)

But they shouldn't mistaken Yuu's kindness for meekness. When the Prefect real talks. Oh they real talk.

Yuu is kind, but push their button enough and they can real talk someone into crying.

i love how cute grim and yuu is in ptm! hes their little family in twst and i love to see it portrayed so cutely in the story :D

waaaaah thank you!!! they do be bonded together due to their shared trauma lol

That's a bit dark, grim is they child and yuu takes care of their baby! grim is baby doesnt matter what he says! that's baby