I Can Already Hear My Wallet Crying

Since for a bunch of dif animals bringing a would-be mate food is a part of courting and I just thought it would be really funny if a twst boy in the Nonhuman AU would bring you food and like-

Ace: hey Yuu, wanna play 20 questions?

Yuu: sure I’ll go first

Yuu: what’s your favorite color?

Ace: triangle- do you like boys?

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

TWST: Cater, Ace, Floyd, Rook, Idia, Lilia

MHA: Sero, Kaminari, Monoma, Shinsou, Dabi(only the 2nd message)

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Halloween (for the giggles)

Yuu/MC: Okay so-

Ace: No, you're about to say something stupid.

Yuu/MC: You don't know that yet!

Deuce: Yeah Ace, you don't know that yet.

Ace: Fine, what is it?

Yuu/MC: So you know how if Vampires come across rice they have to count every grain, right? So I was thinking- well, how long would it take for a vampire to eat a whole bowl of rice?

Ace: *pinching his brows* I fucking- okay, how long do you think it takes?

Yuu/Mc: I was thinking... give or take 30 minutes.

Ace: 30 MINUTES?!

Yuu/MC: *holding back a laugh*

Deuce: It takes me 30 minutes to finish a bowl of rice normally.

Ace: What the- okay, Deuce's eating habits aside if a vampire were to eat a WHOLE bowl of rice grain by grain, it would at least take an hour.

Deuce: I don't know, an hour seems to long?

Ace: WHAT!

Yuu/MC: Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Deuce here. I don't think it would take an hour.

Ace: Yuu/MC, just because you can finish a bowl of rice in 10 minutes doesn't mean the Vampire could.

Yuu/MC: I can count the grains and still eat it all in under 15.

Deuce: Wouldn't it be one grain per second kind of thing or?

Ace: Hold on, just- *pulls out phone* just shut up.

Deuce: "chuckling* Are you searching up-

Ace: I SAID SHUT UP!

Yuu/MC: Yeah, I think he's searching up how many second are in an hour.

Ace: *showing them his phone* SEE! 3600 SECONDS. THERE ARE APROXIMETLY-

Yuu/MC: *bursts out laughing* Wait-

Ace: NO, THERE ARE APROXIMETLY 3000 GRAINS OF RICE IN A BOWL SO IT WOULD TAKE AN HOUR FOR A VAMPIRE TO FINISH A WHOLE BOWL OF RICE!

Yuu/MC: *still laughing* It takes you a second to eat a grain of rice? Loser.

Ace: I'M GONNA-

Book 5 be like:

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt