I Just Finished Streaming 6+ Hours Of Hsr Gameplay So Me And My Dad Could Watch When He Gets Off From

Bringing this shit back bc Crowley is an ACTUAL CARD.

TWST: Cater, Ace, Floyd, Rook, Idia, Lilia

MHA: Sero, Kaminari, Monoma, Shinsou, Dabi(only the 2nd message)

Me after seeing the up coming schedule in November:

Yuu: Hornton I heard you have a club? Is that correct?

Malleus: Yes why you ask?*seem interested*

Yuu: well I see your club doesn't required magic or anything I thought I would like to join

Malleus: *shocked*

After few days

Malleus: *already made a club uniform*

Yuu: Hornton is it necessary to have a club uniform?

Malleus: As being part of my club and future wife yes it's required

Yuu: Oh...wait wh-

Malleus: what

[ID: Screenshot of a AO3 tag. It reads: “weird and ominous sex scene” /End ID]

Random child: *touches Malleus' horns* "SO COOL I WANT HORNS TOO"

Sebek: "HOW DARE YOU-- YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS WITH YOUR LIFE--"

Malleus: "It's alright, Sebek..." *breathe in, breathe out* "I forgive--" *LIGHTING STARTS EXPLODING AROUND THEM* "I'm fine, I am a mature person... Actually, I'll make you pay for this! 🤗" *EVERYBODY STARTS PANICKING AND TELLING HIM TO CALM DOWN*

Meanwhile, Malleus with prefect who gropes him everyday:

10 years later

Yuu, at their apartment, surrounded by their friends for a reunion.

Yuu: Wow, I can't believe so many of our (NPC) classmates are getting married. Haha, maybe I should get married, too? *jokingly*

Ace: Sure.

Yuu: What?

Ace: I mean..psh..sure. *tries to act nonchalant as if he hasn't been waiting for Yuu for 10 years*...marriage is over rated anyways, I mean...ehem..*chugs his liquor*

Yuu: Haha, maybe. But wouldn't it be nice to wake up to someone you love.

Ace:*sighs dreamily* Yeah...

Yuu: ???

Ace: I mean...ahahaha...I mean good for you...can't be me...loving my youth...*kicks himself*

*Everyone else watching Ace struggle at the function*

Sebek: 10 years and its still entertaining

Epel:Kinda pity him at this point

Jack: Hmmm, even I feel sympathy

Deuce: Try being stuck in a Groupchat with only the 3 of us. You've never known true frustration

Ortho: Years have passed yet his probability of confessing to the Prefect is still not more than 60%

Please o Duck of Creativity, bless me with thine powers, so that may yet be able to write an actual story and have courage to share my drawings.

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