I'm Disturbing JK Rowling For Myself And Especially For A Friend Of Mine. I'm Sending Her Cockroaches

HAPPY NEW YEARS MY DEAR PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

y'all ever just forget you technically haven't come out to someone yet

like you're about to say some super gay shit

and then you remember, "oh wait this one doesn't know"

for me it's usually because I know that friend would not give two fucks if I came out but I haven't come out to for no good reason

prev is a rat with butterfly wings who does NOT deserve the world.

@roughbuddy @princess-kurosaki @cawforthecrows + anyone on this hellsite

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Sooo uh my blog isn’t even one year old so idk how this is happening but whateverrrr

Yall look at this

*grabs phone and sees i have two texts* “excuse me??? who had the audacity to text me??? why has this—“ *sees who it’s from* “i mean… YIPPEE YESS HUZZAH WOOHOO”

This image brings me copious amounts of joy

a ki !

How to make friends 101:

The best way to make friends with good people is to ask them this one simple question: "What's your favorite onomatopoeia?"

If they answer with "mICRowave", they are now your best friend.