Random Life Things And Stuff #2

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I'm Scared You Guys

So I am unfortunately an American citizen (although I'm giving up that status in a few years), so I am currently going through the burning hell known as the election. I hate politics, so I obviously hate this, but I definitely do have a side which I would prefer to win. I'm not gonna say which side I want to win because this is a very chill Tumblr blog and I don't wanna bring up politics, but I still need to talk about this. No matter who wins, there will be an angry side who's gonna do bad shit. I am afraid of the aforementioned bad shit. Tomorrow will be an apocalypse. Non-Americans on Tumblr, have fun seeing the shitshow on the news tomorrow. Americans, have fun experiencing the shitshow tomorrow. Good luck to us all, because it's all gonna freaking suck.

So uhhhh I got bored and randomly told my dad I wanted to play electric guitar. Being the cool dude he is, he borrowed one from his coworker.

Day 1: 30 minutes in, I snapped a string.

Day 2: Spent 30 minutes figuring out how to fix string, snapped the string I was replacing the broken one with while I was restringing it, had to use the string that's meant for the string below it. Not sure how to play riffs, and now I'm trying to play that opening guitar part in Disenchanted, except the lower 3 notes of that part are an octave lower. I still have no idea what I'm doing, and the amp I'm using doesn't have a gain knob, so it doesn't have that heavy sound that rock has. Very sad. But I will try to sort this out.

Day 2 UPDATE: Trying to play beginning of Demolition Lovers. I'm not doing it right but it still sounds the exact same so uhhh it's chill ig

Day 2 UPDATE AGAIN: WTF So I snapped a string again and then when I tried to restring it, the string snapped. Tried again, snapped again. What I'm currently learning is that either I suck at restringing or that Ernie Ball Super Slinky strings are hella undurable

Will update you guys when I make advances. Or backtrack. Idk.

I have a great image to show with you all.

The Tumblr will love this

It's ... It's perfect

gguys you beter NOT mess wit h my gang. Or else you'll be messing with... ooby gooby,, general munchkin man,, lil' Jim bob, and worst of all: Larry.

NEW SINGLE NEW REVEALED RECORDING THEY’RE HYPING US FOR SOMETHING AND IT’S WORKING I’M DYING I AM SPINNING AHHHHHHH

isn’t it crazy that the only member of mcr we haven’t heard moan like their life depended on it into a microphone blasting at insanity inducing decibels is mikey. i just want you all to know that were that to happen it would be the most life-defining, pussy-quaking, dick-shaking, ass-vibrating moan we’ve ever heard. why do you think that trail of broken hearted men he left in the 2000’s still follow him around like puppy dogs begging and whining at his heels. he’s too powerful that’s why he’s not allowed to have a mic and why they had to bury vseu.

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