Ain't No Way I'm Getting Tickets And I'm Very Sad.

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

oh how I love you Tumblr ads

y'all ever just forget you technically haven't come out to someone yet

like you're about to say some super gay shit

and then you remember, "oh wait this one doesn't know"

for me it's usually because I know that friend would not give two fucks if I came out but I haven't come out to for no good reason

Thx for the tag :D

I think I’m flattered? Or scared? 🤷‍♀️

@roughbuddy @arkhams-princess @anglptera (Hope you don’t mind me tagging you guys idk what to do)

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

Me to myself in the mirror:

Me: You like procrastinating, sleeping, staring at a screen, being lazy, and staying alone. You can't cook, you can't clean, and you definitely can't sew for shit. Face it, you can't default to being a housewife if your career fails.

My mirrored self: I don't wanna be a housewife. I just wanna- *contemplates what I actually wanna do*

It came to me in a vision man idk

I love MCR fans bc Frank will post a pic of like some random ass bottle of dettol hand soap or smth and everyone will be like 'huh HUH Frank posted a pick of soap with EXACTLY FIVE squirts left OMG OMG OMG thats MCR5 yk???? And the mirror has exactly FIVE drops of water on it. Honestly he could not be more obvious. They're announcing MCR5 right now GODDAMIT YRNT U LISTENING TO ME U UGLY FUCK RAHHH 🦅.' And i love y'all for that

An AI personally attacked my music taste

So I found this lovely website which looks at your music and judges how good your music taste is based off of it. My music taste was described as the following: "still-flat-ironing-your-hair bad" "middle-school-warped-tour bad" "TnT-4eva bad" like hello what? While it was asking me questions, it said, "You've been listening to My Chemical Romance to an uncomfortable extent. Are you okay?" and the two options were "Yeah, why?" and "Not really". Every fiber in my soul wished in my heart that there was an option called "I'm Not Okay (I Promise). Anyway, it said "You Stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent" to the emo trinity+Green Day+Britney Spears for some reason??? Like I accidentally left "Oops I Did It Again" playing on loop and this is what I get :(

you guys tabinof is available at my local public library wtf i'm literally going to the library now