I Love How All The “signs” Of People Lying Are Symptoms Of Adhd Or Autism Because When I Listen To

I love how all the “signs” of people lying are symptoms of adhd or autism because when I listen to people listing off these so called signs Im just like…cool so none of these people will ever trust what I say apparently lmao. Lemme just break down the ones that I do:

1. “Avoiding Eye Contact”

Autism. I hate eye contact

2. “Weird Ticks or Fiddling With Body”

Autism. I’m textile and I like to touch things

3. “Putting Objects Between You and Themself”

Autism. I don’t like people getting too close because I have a bubble and I hate being touched, breathed on, etc

4. “Weird Facial Expressions/Not Emoting Enough”

Autism. Emoting is something that i have to consciously do and sometimes I get tired

5. “Adding Unnecessary Details/Talking Too Long”

Autism and Adhd. I can get obsessive with small details, slip up and miss my cue to let someone else talk, and get too excited about something that seems unimportant to others

6. “Sudden Pauses/Trouble Remembering Detail”

Adhd. I can be on a roll with what Im saying and in the next second forget absolutely everything. Then I have to mentally back track to the beginning of the conversation- sometimes going as far as reexamining my surroundings- just to catch my train of thought again

7. “Answering a Question With a Question”

Autism. I feel like this one applies to many people who aren’t even on the spectrum but sometimes I just want to make sure I understand the question dude

8. “They Tell a Story That Keeps Changing”

Adhd. Sometimes I tell things drastically differently because I’ve gotten sick of telling it the exact same way, but the important details will stay the same

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