Please Please Expand On Your List Of Things Which Have Actually Worked, Your Ask Box Ghost Wants To Hear

I’m falling in love with the AI, the future is now

one of the best fusion cuisines I've thought up so far: putting a bunch of hot oil in pasta sauces or pesto

it fits so much better than other kinds of hot sauces or spicing up with pepper alone or even just adding chili (flakes) directly

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See, there is the fire on Amon Dîn, and flame on Eilenach; and there they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad, and the Halifirien on the borders of Rohan.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING

I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

I'd elect you as president

This would indeed seem to require a substantial amount of coordination on the part of other candidates

rewrite my immortal with a happy ending

That sounds about right.  I wrote the whole thing on a deadline and didn’t have time to make it any different

"why would urban supercities depopulate?" plague, obviously

something to look forward to in 2020

if your feminism doesn’t include the rats in my sleeves it’s not feminist