did what I could…
happy birthday deku!!! ;;;;
<3
I think I need BaLing domestic headcanons with a baby...
I have no idea if this is as fluffy as you wanted it, but I got a bit carried away thinking what would happen in that scenario ~
I’m also not very knowledgeable about children, so I hope I did this right ^^
They probably saved the baby on
one of their mission after it lost its parents
And Banba persuaded Lin to keep it
until things calm down and they call child services
Lin wants to flat out refuse, but,
as always, he just can’t say no to Banba’s pleading gaze
So they take the baby back to the
flat, completely clueless about what to do
Banba has a general idea, and
already got attached to the infant, loving his role of the father
Lin not so much, it’s not that he
hates kids or anything, he just isn’t the parent type, he doesn’t want to be
responsible for a life like that
Of course, Lin immediately calls
Jirou, there’s no way he’s letting Banba feet the kid with pollock roe or
whatever, even though he looks very cute and happy with the baby in his hands,
Lin still doesn’t trust him
And soon it’s a full house, Jirou
is the only one prepared and he basically saves the day, bringing all the
necessities and teaching them stuff
Misaki is also very helpful,
sometimes she is the most reasonable one among them
Okay, maybe all of the time
But, although very clumsily, Lin
and Banba soon get the hang of everything (with the help of everyone, of
course)
And when the time comes for Banba
to make the call the child services, Lin is extremely indecisive, he wanted the
baby gone the moment it came into the flat, but even though it has only been a
short while, he felt this weird feeling in his chest watching Banba holding the
little bundle of cloth and picking up the phone
He says nothing, only snatches
Banba’s phone and storms off, practically running outside
He walks for a while, his thoughts
wild
What will happen to it? What if doesn’t get adopted? Or gets taken in
by the wrong people? He knew very well what not being with your family
meant.
But at the same time, where they
prepared to raise a kid? What kind of a life could they give to it? Could they
be a proper family to it?
It’s late when he goes back to the
flat. All of his worries kinda go away when he hears Banba talking to the baby:
„We’ll have to persuade Lin when he comes home, won’t we? We can be very
persuasive, can’t we? Don’t look at me like that, Lin would be a great parent.
And I’d make a great papa. I’ll teach you all about baseball. Oh, I already
know you’ll do great.“
That the first time Lin actually
approaches the kid, sitting next to Banba and feeling like this could actually
work
And so, their weird family grows
even larger
Saitou is totally like a dorky
uncle, he loves playing with the kid, he can spend hours just making funny
faces to make it smile
And he is also the appointed nanny
every time Banba has work to do
Even through all of the chaos,
Banba would still be the one to spend the most time with the baby, being
strangely overprotective, but at the same time impossible to deal with
It’s Lin’s job to talk some sense
into him, because
„It’s just the one baby, it
doesn’t need three beds!“
„No, it can’t hold a baseball bat
yet…“
„Stop buying toys and leaving them
all over the floor!“
As the kid grows you can barely
tell who the bigger kid is
Even though Banba is reliable and
capable, when it’s time to play he goes all out, making blanket forts and
buying a shit-ton of toys, never cleaning up after himself
And Lin really gets used to the
coexistence, until now he didn’t really grow as attached to the baby, but now
that he can see it growing up and learning, his bond with it deepens, he starts
spending much more time with them
He would pamper the child to
oblivion
He buys the kid a ton a clothes
who always chooses what to wear on its own, all of them complete fashion
disasters, but Lin couldn’t care less
If it’s even possible, he would
spoil a girl even more, she would remind him of all the options his sister
never had
And then it’s Banba’s job to stop
Lin
Despite everything, the kid would definitely
grow up in a good family, consisting of extremely weird and different
individuals, but it would be loved beyond compare
Hamilton: so I can either bake this cookies at 40 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Laurens: aLEX nO tHAT’S nOT hOW yOU bAKE cOOKIES!
Hamilton: Floor it?
Laurens: aLEX NO!
Hamilton: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second ?!
Laurens: aLEX YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Hamilton: IM GONNA HARVEST THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Laurens: aLEX nO!
Thought I’d give this a try. \ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ/The ending we deserved.
alice visits android heaven
(video: mad tea party by brandon rogers)
they got married;;;;
If Bakugou is exactly like his mom-
then he’ll probably marry someone like his dad-
so someone can keep him in his place. Which just so happens to be-
Deku.
An AU where A and B are teachers from the same school teaching different subjects
B's students never thought of any connection between the two aside from being colleagues and friends who occasionally greet each other
But they've always noticed how B would blush at the mention of A's name
Teasing ensues
The students, tired of seeing their teacher pining, decide to set up the two in hopes of them getting together finally.
After a few "dates" (combined with students spying on said dates) and seeing the two finally holding hands with A kissing B on the cheek, the students conclude that their mission was a success and congratulates B for finally bagging hot teacher A during their next meeting
B looks at them with confusion, and misconstrues the meaning of their congratulations but nevertheless thanks them because had it not been for them, A and B wouldn't have enjoyed their anniversary month
It was the students' turn to get confused
One of them clarifies, "Anniversary month?"
B looks at them a little apprehensively before nodding
"Yes. We celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary yesterday."
The entire class was stunned beyond words and silence reigned for a few minutes before chaos broke