I Was Born A Biter, I Identify As A Biter, Not My Fault, Maybe Don’t Be So Biteable And You’ll Be

I, however, will be naming names, and Bertrum, if you’re out there, you’re blocking out the goddamn sun pretty much constantly, and there are some people that really need a good burning. We can work out a schedule if you so wish, but this is just entirely unacceptable.

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theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names

“Just cause I want to fucking die doesn’t mean you should kill me and also everyone else and just cause I hate my life and it’s fucking miserable doesn’t mean you get to make it, or anyone else’s life, more so... lol.”

What I love most about Gen Z is how unbothered but simultaneously extremely bothered we are in general

“I’ll probably die in my 20s and even that is an overestimation of my lifespan. I don’t even give a fuck I just want it to be over soon”

“I stg that if you old dumbfucks do not fix the damage you did to the earth I will put hot sauce in your contact lens solution. Also just vaccinate your kid Jillian they’re probably not gonna end up autistic, you absolute idiot”

NY Times is run by sadistic clowns 🤡

i am gonna make it through this week if it kills me.

mixed episode

god loves me but not enough to change me

call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

only girls can do ego death

god id wish youd shut the fuck up

wish denied