Bitches Have Complicated Feelings About Me Due To My Inconsistent Swag

Unfriendly reminder that asses are sacred to Dionysus

Mentally, I'm holding your hand right now. Or just sitting nearby offering comfort with my presence. You're not alone. I'm scared too. We'll survive this night together. Somehow.

actually i think it’s okay if people are normal because personhood is inherently fucked up

nothing that pisses me off more than grammarly on google docs trying to “remove redundancy” anytime the word “own” is on a page. fuck off robot i am human and therefore a poet so each word i type is intentional. freak…

girls when they're addicted to loneliness and desperation it's the strongest emotion they have ever known so their subconscious tells them it's their destiny

call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

she let me hit because i am devastatingly sincere

i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight

NY Times is run by sadistic clowns 🤡

sorry for acting gay the other night bro. I was compelled by the narrative