Literally Die

can confirm this is exactly how i email my teachers. it’s called poor mental health and being villianized by the school system while also basing all your self worth on how much academic success you achieve. love it. i Hate You Desperately and Will Die Without Your Approval.

there’s only two ways to email professors properly: 

grinch (derogatory)

apples and cinnamon truly were made for each other... eternal lovers

starting a collection

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

i relate to patrick bateman not because i hate women or gay people or whatever but because i too can sit on my ass and do fuck all every day and my internal monologue will be like "i'm deranged. i'm inhuman. i'm a twisted fucking cycle path

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, January 25, 1920

ur missing out on thr weird girl pussy u stupid fucking idiot