Provebradgeigerisdetectedalways - PROVE BRAD GEIGER IS DETECTED ALWAYS

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

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