Me: Immune System Why Do I Have A Fever

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

today is nsfw night

buttcheeks

BROWN CHAIR AREA PAPERWORK

when you’re trying to end the fight and they make a stupid comment

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.