Friend: I’ll Pick You Up At 5

when you’re trying to end the fight and they make a stupid comment

ANDORIAN SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE

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If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system: