Oh Also The Theatre Sound System.. 🤤🤤

Whoah two posts in one day that’s crazy anyway here’s mephone’s room because I’m brainrotted and wanted to practice perspective

Being an ex DreamSMP fan is my fandom equivalent to doing something really embarrassing and/or illegal in high school because I’m convinced it’s gonna follow me forever and I’m never going to escape it like I’m going to go to a job interview and the boss is going to have some kind of DNI list on the wall and It’s gonna be mandatory that I write down every fandom I’ve ever been in on my resume and it’s gonna determine if I can apply or not.

I’m so exited for the supermoon so expect a bunch of moon themed poetry tonight and tmrw guys

YOOOOOOOOOO

assorted pasta

BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!111!1!1!!!!

I just found out that I’m getting my wisdom teeth removed the weekend Deltarune comes out therefore can’t play it on stream or call anyone or react to it even alone my life just keeps getting worse and worse bro 😭

I’ll still be playing it the SECOND it comes out (that is if I can even walk 5 steps over to my PC without puking blood I guess?? 😭😭😭😭)

I love tumblr it’s so nice and warm and safe and cozy in here from the cold harsh boring reality of the outside world full of haters with no joy or whimsey I love you tumblr

Weekly "Tumblr is supirior to every other god forsaken 'social' app" rant but i literally hate insta and tiktok users so much oh my god theyre so annoying and out of touch and dramatic and unfunny like god i feel like just POSTING on instagram and then closing out the app as fast as possible still is too much time on that god damn app. yknow i would post this rant on stories but then id get half of the "friends" that i follow all up in my dms copypasting "sybau 😂🥀" like the unoriginal brainless fucks they are. I obviously dont want everyone to respond with "omg river this is a banger rant!" but jesus christ if one more lil negative nancy tells me to shut up im just gonna start blocking them i dont care if ive known you for one day or 5 years youre getting that big bright red shiny block button shoved right up your digital ass and then tied shut with your overgrown asshole hairs. Im so glad tumblr exists because god forbid i post a social blog-like update on the SOCIAL app. the worst part is that none of my other friends would ever say that to eachother and if I said it to THEM theyd shit their pants and cry themselves to sleep because they apparently didnt learn to treat others how you wanna be treated in kindergarten.

How I sleep at night knowing that I can make as many self inserts to befriend or date as many fictional characters as I want:

Merry Christmas seat headrest are yall rocking w the guitar makeover?? ☃️☃️