Prof-dehorne - Professor DeHorne

One of my goals in life is to flirt with a man in such a suggestive "I will fuck you right here and now" way that he literally gets so fucking red and embarrassed that he has to look away or look down

My cousin asked me “how do you build a relationship with your professors so that you could get letters of recommendation?”

And in my head I was like man don’t even get me startedddd. 😮‍💨

Come to my study and run your fingers over the creamy paper of my leather-bound volumes

Me and an older, smarter man ꣑ৎ

This is going to sound weird but I wish falling love applied to platonic relations as well because trust me I’ve fallen in love a little bit every time I see a friend’s playlists... when I fall asleep on someone on the bus... when they hold my hands in excitement... when she buys me bubble tea ... when he smiles at me with sleepy eyes ...when we cry after a funeral ... my greatest love stories are not romantic.

Girls like you makes me reconsider on becoming a professor 😊

ill be your number #1 student sir! :3