Eggs: I’ll Eat Them Anyway But Probably My Favourite Was Eat Just The Yolk With Lime And Salt

Can always count on you for a like on my posts and let me say first: thank you. Let me say second: how are you SO FAST???

Oh my god, I just gasped when I saw that you messaged me! I should thank you for making good content and reposting it, you shouldn’t thank me! And on how fast I am, because of everything being online and me basically being glued to my phone, I see notifications pop up so I just click it whenever I have time to read through them! Thank you for messaging me!

Oh wow 😳

Since requests are open! I was wondering if you could do maybe brat taming with sugar mommy Kanae! I saw I post about it and I haven’t been able to get it out of my horny mind!

I’m sorry if this is short, but my brain fried and I wasn’t sure where to go with this 😭

‘taken down a notch’ / Kocho K. Reader

warnings: NSFW, mention of sex toys

words: 285

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“Don’t give me attitude like that,” Kanae murmurs, her mouth skimming the shell of your ear. “You want to a brat, huh? Give me lip and expect me to buy you whatever you want?” With a click of her tongue, she pulls away, a slight sneer forming on her pretty face. “Thinking you’re so cute, whining all damn day and wanting to be treated like royalty afterwards.”

You swallow thickly, your desire catching in your throat. Kanae looks simply irresistible like this, her luscious breasts covered in the sheer lace of her bra, erect nipples straining against the fabric. It’s exciting knowing she’s just as turned on as you, yet it’s so fucking frustrating that she keeps up with this high-and-mighty act.

“It’s not my fault that I want what I want,” you hiss, flashing her a smirk. “And it’s certainly not my fault that you give into whatever I want.”

“Listen here,” Kanae warns, her voice dropping low. Reaching forward, she clutches you by the cheeks, effectively pursing your lips shut. “I need you to shut the fuck up, sweets. I’ve just about had it with your haughty attitude.”

You send her a glare and struggle to be free of her grasp, but to no avail. Her grip is surprisingly strong, despite her lithe fingers and slender wrists. From the corner of your eye, you watch as she picks up a long, bright pink vibrator and waves in mockingly in your face.

“Just for that, sweets, I’m going to wreck your mind and having you begging for mercy,” she tells you, voice dripping with a mix of honey and poison. “You want to be a brat? Well, I’ll show how brats are dealt with.”

Dude the new genshin event is so funny

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

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canonically lesbian ships are like “erm!! I like this girl…. and its so weird >_<!!” and then queerbaited lesbian ships are like Are you quoting beaches at me right now? Im not jealous of you, Jackie. I feel sorry for you. Because you’re weak, and I think that deep down you know it. And i’m sure that everyone back home is so fucking sad to be losing their perfect little princess! But they’ll never know how tragic, and boring, and insecure you really are. Or how high school was the best your life was ever gonna get.

God I can’t believe that Jin and Yuna are wlw/mlm solidarity

The Uncrowned Lord of the Ocean

po when he opened up the dragon scroll

my son I have nothing I can give but this chance that you may live I pray we’ll meet again

if he will

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Happy Mermay Day Everyone!!!!!!!

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