Guys Ple A S E

So I marathoned all of the Spy Kids + Sharkboy and Lavagirl with my brother. To the result of this:

One of them is gay and I don’t know which

None of the men in this are straight

All of the guards are himbos

*chanting* Steve Buscemi Steve Buscemi

-Ya know this could be an allegory for depression

-what

-hummm

-No wait. Please tell me your deep analysis of shark boy and lava girl

-No

Taylor Lautner is the murder hobo of this movie

I’ve seen a few henties that started like this...

El calendario de estreno de la temporada final de The Clone Wars

A serial killer pretending to be a Door-to-Door salesman knocks on the door of a serial killer who kills Door-to-Door salesmen.

if you dont reblog this youre straight

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

rainbow mountains (peru)

red soil (canada/PEI)

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

bioluminescent waves

northern lights (canada)

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

You can only reblog this today.

I'm a serious author who's good at drafting my stories I promise

Seriously, where did Steve find that armor? I hope he didn’t steal it from an aggressive warrior or something…I don’t want him to get in trouble, ya know? It’s been a year since this tutorial is on Patreon, so I’ll post it for everyone now! (I have to work on a reptile scales or transparent materials tutorial one day tho)

Fire tutorial: https://darhak.tumblr.com/post/186828219798/thats-my-first-and-probably-not-last-art

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

HAPPY FLORUKKAH ↳ ft. ARIA DRAFT 1

my e-spouse, my beloved pris @serpentarii has done it again (made graphics for the holidays) ILYSM KITHES MWAH

↳ and featuring select excerpts from the perspective of florizel “vegan in spirit but not in practice” von hauenstein

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