Pro Tip: Water Your Plants With The 50 Half Drinken Water Bottles In Your Room To Help Lessen The Depression

Dana terrace really said "oh?? Disney dumped us??? ig it's time to play how many pride flags can we fit in 45 minutes :)) what are they gonna do? Cancel us again???"

I gave him a friend :))

if this gets 20 notes I'll start posting shitty art, mostly fandom related. this isn't a bribe, it's a threat

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and i'll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

people are made uncomfortable by this book?? as someone who has had my fair share of psychoactivity i think it's fucking hilarious and I'm struggling more to keep a straight face reading it in public than I do reading ao3 lemons honestly

something something art comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable

Dead/Going To Die

You're just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you're still dead in cannon.

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

update! it's worse than I thought. (ss of another post, not a response to mine ftr)

when humans are happy they show each other their bones. they take pride in the appearance of these public bones, and regularly clean them and often attempt to lighten their color. they are also known to strap metal wires to their young's bones to align them in the most aesthetically pleasing way.

*OWL HOUSE SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 SPOILER*

guys I'm actually fucking sobbing over flapjack.

fly high bb we love you so much

hey I live under a rock, is there a reason merlin in trending x2 now? did I miss something or is this standard fandom necromancy

"I burned so long, so quiet you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do."

– Annelyse Gelman

What Your Favourite Owl House Ship Says About You (1st Edition)

(Based on @doubleca5t‘s videos. Will update as the show progresses, hence ‘1st Edition’.)

Luz/Amity (Lumity)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but tend to fast-forward through the Enemies part.

Luz/Willow (Willuz)- You are a firm believer in keeping things wholesome and keeping things nerdy.

Amity/Willow (Amillow)- You love the Childhood Friends to Lovers trope provided there’s some conflict intent on keeping them apart.

Luz/Amity/Willow (Willumity)- Your solution to conflicting ships is pointing out that everyone involved has two hands.

Boscha/Willow (Boschlow)- When you were a kid your mom told you that some girl was being mean to you because she likes you and you never let go of that.

Hooty/Duolingo (Hootlingo)- You just want good things for Hooty and really, who wouldn’t?

Eda/Camilla (Camileda)- You just want good things for Luz and really, who wouldn’t?

Gus/Mattholomule (Gustholomule)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but where the Enemies part is completely one-sided.

Willow/Gus (Gillow)- You’re a sucker for characters who are beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure. You’re also heterosexual.

Luz/Gus (Lus)- This is the same joke as Willuz but heterosexual and with more shenanigans. 

Willow/Skarra (Skarlow)- You want a girlfriend who’s a beautiful cinnamon roll but could also kick your ass upon request.

Emira/Viney (Vinira)- You’re just here for some bad girls.

Edric/Jerbo (Jerbic)- You’re just here for some twinks.

Eda/Odalia (Edalia)- Pre-Season 2: You’re always a sucker for Rivals to Lovers. Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cool moms dunking on shitty moms.

Odalia/Alador (Odalador)- Pre-Season 2: The first time you saw one of those portraits of a noble couple looking at you with cold, judgmental eyes your first thought was “Oh, they fuckin!”  Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in Men! Getting! Pegged!

Beta Luz/Beta Amity (Beta Lumity)- You know what’s better than witch girlfriends? Punk witch girlfriends.