selfshipping w a military man is soo funny to me tbh bc i have plenty of aus for me and price but the canon one i use is me as a civilian bc i just… don’t like the idea of being in the army 😵💫 i do have a 141 au with us, but i’m not actually a soldier and i work as an assistant w/ laswell. i just can’t see me fighting like i just wanna cook for price in a cute little apron and give him kisses and be pretty fr
In case you’re having a rough week, Bridget wants you to know she’s doing what she can to balance it out by blinking slowly on a warm radiator in the sun, under a palm tree. Always there with the selfless sacrifice!
i’ve seen a few posts recently about price being a hardware store owner and i literally can’t stop thinking about it i’m obsessed with the idea yall.
like going to his store because it’s down the street and all you needed were some soil bags for a garden and you ask for help only to be met with the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen and you suddenly forget that you needed stuff for a garden because you can’t think about anything else besides the man in front of you. his nametag read ‘john’ and you think he introduced himself but the sound of his voice made you short circuit a little.
and he’d truly be so attentive too, like imagine being price seeing a pretty clueless person walk into his store like of course he’s dropping everything to help you, to make sure that garden you want is made with the best quality materials!
he’d even offer to help you build it at your place… totally not an excuse to be closer with you, that would be ridiculous (he’s lying to himself obviously).
𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨, 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤
i love thinking about captain john price himself being completely whipped for his wife. just the idea of a big, tall, brooding man who’s unabashedly down bad for his sweet little wife. i mean, god forbid something slightly pisses him off, the second her hand touched his arm and she says ‘honey, it’s okay…’ so gently, he calms down like he was never even mad in the first place. will mumble out a quiet ‘sorry, angel’ in a much softer tone that he reserves for her only and immediately lets it go.
he just can’t bring himself to ever be mad at his wife, she puts up with so much from him, after all, and is so patient. he knows deep down he doesn’t deserve a partner so kind, so he would never on his life raise his voice at his wife, it’s always the last thing on his mind. he knows better than that.
if he’s aggravated because of work, he makes it his mission to calm himself down on the car ride home so he’ll never take it out on her, and everything melts away when he sees her sitting on the couch so sweet with a big smile on her face, so happy to see him home again, and he suddenly forgets what pissed him off at work earlier.
does anyone else think about what kind of pet names price would use and u just kinda melt bc… 😵💫💚
like imagining him calling me ‘baby’, ‘lovie’, ‘sweetheart’, ‘doll’ in that deep, rough voice is just… i’m gonna start kicking my feet like 😭 i would immediately get flustered it’s not even funny
dahlia/dahlly! ⋆ aroace ⚢ obsessed with john price
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omg i just noticed the post i made a few days ago got so much attention hello??? and new followrs too??? tysm!!! :’) i’m so glad ppl liked my silly little ramble that much :3 here’s this funky gif i made as a thank you gift 💚