Unfortunately For All Of You, I Am Online

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

Birds building nests in unconventional locations, unknowingly generating breathtaking symbolism and visual art > literally anything hollywood can hope to achieve

YOU hate JK Rowling!

well i'm haunted by WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension. #feminism

I am sleepy and warm, I wish only to be a little spoon

Yes I’m still making crap memes no I cannot be stopped.

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

Another day another porn bot to block