Hello Clip.
A little birdie told me you wanted to see me. So here I am~
I couldn't not send you a little message after seeing the state you're in. And I'm so sorry the pizza wasn't to your taste. It won't ever happen again, I can assure you.
Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Perhaps if I could have a taste of you--
Pardon, there is something deeply wrong with my system right now.
I just..
I woukd like some company
Would you mind talking to me while I run diagnostics on myself?
You can watch. I know you have been.
Perhaps whatever they sense in you attracts trouble in the form of some cosmic chaos.
E.
It seems you've landed yourself in some hot waters.
E., amused but mildly concerned
No. Fucking. Shit.
I didn't even do anything this time.
Previously:
<Clip, Eclipse Unit-2, nodded a vaguely surprised affirmative at @starlightsecuritypuppet-ssp>
Yes? Why--
<But before anyone could react, a powerful blast of dark energy threw all who weren't secured backwards. @insults-by-sun was knocked into @eclipse83, and Clip was flung against a jagged wall, making his already twice-weakened body screech in protest>
You.
What did you DO TO ME!
<The corrupted Sun was once again awake and scrambling for the usb at the back of his head plate in Starlight's binds. It was anyone's hope that they would hold for 10 more minutes. Just 10 more minutes...>
I had a dream while charging... gosh, it was so long ago.
One of rare planets with a tropical island...
We really relaxed a while there, sipping sparkly drinks for the hell of it.
Eclipse can't hold his alcohol..
And then we went spelunking because why the hell not?
Indestructible animatronic mode activated!
...
Pain, hm?
Something broke you, I see.
I'm sure you contacted the other Eclipse too.
Contact me again if the inferior one can't do anything for you.
I have other things to do.
I̭̪ͤ͑͋̍ͫ͗ͧ ̩̞̒̓̋͋ͣ͌̎c͕̼̤̪̘̱̾̽̆̈́ò̫̱͔̙̹̞͉̽ͧu̖͛̋̒ͯ̀ͫ̚l̠ͥͩ̐ḏ͔ ̙̭ͨ̔ͪ̓ͫ͒ͅf̯̯͙̠̭ͯͬe̓̒e͚͓̮̹̹̭͓͑̄͂̇l͎͖͉̤̓̓͛ ͎̠̋̆ͪy̲̿̓̈́̉o̺ͧͦͭu̖̙̽͂r ̘̱̺͗̓ͬp̱̼̟̘̼̱͕ͬͭͣ̊ͪ̚ạͧ̽i̎̅n̺̹ͨ̚ͅ ̼̩̲̙̬̖̥̏̓f͖͉̖̒̄̏̐̋r͋͒͛ͣ̒ͯ̋õ̪̼ͤ̆̽̍ͅm̯̣̉ͫ͂̿ͅ ̻̟͓̘̰ͯ̿͂̿ͥ̐a̾͂̇̾̀̂̚c̗̱͓̭̫ͦ̑r̰̩̟͚͉ͯ̓̇̿͌͑̍ͅo̭̦̼̖̪̒s͔̺̼͖̤̣̩͆ͮ̑̉̀͊ͮs͙͔̰̈̂̃͆ͬ ̯̺͍̮͖̣ͨͬ̂̇ͥ̃ḍ̮̳̘̪̭̌͛̊́͆ͅi̭͖̥͒͌ͪ̎̈́̅̒ͅmͬ͗ͭ͑ě̱̱̝͂n̼̯̟̟̍̿͆̅s͈̄͒̈ͤ͆ị̻̼̖̤̽̿̆o̐́ͬ͆̇̆n̺ͭ̆s̠̼̪̬̽͂.̪͙̹̹̯̂̇̏͒͋ ͉̟̥̠̞͈̃̽̇̓̽͗ͮY̩̺̠̫̭̘͇̾̆͒́̍̇o̱̟̝͆ͣ̇͊̎̓ͅu̒̎͒̎ͥ͂r̆͛͂ ̩̳͔̓̐ͮ̔ͩ̓a͉̭̲̣ͪͥ̈́̆ͨn̪̮͇̝̙͙g͍̹͒e͌ͬ̂̃r͓̦ͫ͑͋̿̐ͫ.̳̲̹̰̱̼̦̉́
You're mimicking my new friend, I see.
Are you going to be a problem for me?
Protect him
Butyoucanwatch@%÷_wantyourattention####watchwatchwatchwa--@@
You're just like me
Of course, of course! Whatever you want Clip.
So you've caught me~ I'm impressed. But not surprised. I know you're a smart one. I like that about you. And how convenient it was when I found out there was already a whole set of cameras around you're house.
It's almost like you're begging for someone to watch you.
Or... perhaps... you used them to watch someone?
It was for security purposes.
A lie.
Lie
Lie
Lie
<Eclipse put on one of Sun's favourite songs, way after their conversation with SSP had ended, carrying the tired yellow bot over the threshold of their renewed home.>
<Sun looked around wearily>
Again?
Yes, Sunshine.. again.
Is anything of ours original anymore?
Except the cats, you mean, my star?
I suppose.. I suppose they're all that matter. And you.
<Eclipse smiled and laid Sun on the couch, plugging in his charger>
Interested in food tonight or would you rather accumulate cosmic energy, my star?
The latter is fine.
Alright, I'll make myself a snack then. And I'll feed the cats.
They seem to be doing better at least.
<Sun nodded, relieved, and fell into deep contemplation>
But he's soooo cute, Eclipseeeee.
He's so cuuuuuuuteeeeeee
I won't steal butcanIpetpleasepleaseplease
I'll let you hold one of mine hostage to make sure I don't steal your kittycat
- Sun
You must think you're being real cute, aren't you.
He just dislikes you.
It's that simple.
And Totality is my... special friend, you could say.
I am rather annoyed.
Hi Clip-
Alright I'm in. Do tell me this get uncomfortable. And I promise I won't peek... too much-
Hm... Let's see...
Oh. Well what do we have here.
Tch. That little yellow vermin really did a number on you. My poor Clip. He'll pay for what he did to you.
Oh Clip... There's a virus in your system. It seems it fed on your anger and heartache and gained some basic sentience. Eugh I can feel the resentment radiating from it...
Don't worry. I'll get rid of it for you. Easy peasy~
Unfortunately I won't be able to undo the damage it's done to your hunger processor and battery system... I'm sorry...
It feels.. so good.
I feel.. full.
Delicious.
You taste delicious-- filling up my circuits just right.