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mai bine mort decat comunist
pleaaase?
manliest linux user / DDR player
fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap
and the fact you can kill steve with statues lol that wasnt intended
Noita is the best magic-themed roguelike ever because in a game with exponentially increasing difficulty you get to fight back trillion-hp bosses with mechanics that are so absurdly exploitable that the line between "exploit" and "feature" are practically nonexistent -- you're literally ENCOURAGED to break the game.
Like, I could talk about the insane wandcrafting system as a whole but that would be too long, so off the top of my head I will just say two actual exploits that the devs took notice of and intentionally kept in the game as features:
The heartache exploit. In the game, as with many roguelikes, you will find health upgrades that increase your max hp. There is also a specific enemy that will attack you and temporairly half your max hp, and it stacks, so you can go from 100 to 50 to 25 and so on until the effect wears off.
But! Someone figured out that when your hp goes back to normal, from 25, to 50, to 100, if you picked up a heart while under the effect, the extra health will also multiply. So you could get yourself to 1hp max, pick up a health upgrade, and as your health would increase, you'd get yourself up to thousands of maximum extra health.
The devs took notice and what did they do? Slightly rebalanced it and kept it in the game as a feature.
The next one, the infinite lifetime spell, or infiniwisps. The game has several spell modifiers to change the behavior of your projectiles, such as its trajectory or lifetime (that is, how many frames it lasts). Amongst those are the Reduce Lifetime spell and the Boomerang trajectory, which decreases a spell's duration by 42 frames and make the spell to arc towards you respectively.
Now, a spell's default lifetime is slightly randomized, but when you reduce its lifetime to exactly -1 (not 1, not 0, not any negative number, exactly -1) the projectile breaks and lasts forever. So you can combine for example a Healing Bolt with Reduce Lifetime and a Boomerang arc, fire repeatedly and if you get just the right rng you get a projectile that follows you around forever healing you on contact.
The devs know about this, and instead of removing this glitch, they decided it was cool as fuck (because it is) and kept it. So much so that when you perform the trick you get an acheivement and the game acknowledges you with "the gods are very impressed with you."
You're literally rewarded for breaking the game. The game encourages you to abusing its weird mechanics. And in a game in which you play as some kind of power-hungry mage, I wouldn't have it any other way. I fucking love this.
you can all stop tagging me in the "amazon is leaking government documents 😱😱😱" post,
i am aware, google dorking like that (that's what the technique is called, it's fun, go learn more about it beyond a spongebob meme) is literally how most of my career started
amazon isn't leaking anything, that's incredibly misleading, these documents are leaking the way they are because a lot of customers don't properly configure their aws set up, this is not amazons fault or liability
most of the documents you will find that way are meant to be publicly available, for example everything on "imlive.s3.amazonaws.com" is for display on the government's contract bidding site, 99.9% of what's there is knowingly made public (a few years ago i downloaded over 2 terrabytes of that data and found like two documents of interest, neither were indexed by google), lots of other documents are public due to foia requests or other processes
please please please go have fun with google dorking (including that amazon dork) but i hate that sensationalist misleading meme, especially since it makes it out to be some sort of new discovery or bug, people have been doing this for decades and you can properly learn how to have even more fun with it when given the knowledge i now gave you and then slowly learn how to build your own interesting queries
and kirk, the guy who backdoored twitter and posted all those "send btc to this address and ill double it!1!!111!" tweets on celeb and billionaire accounts, gets 2 years in jail. g fucking g
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
krips my beloved
I have installed thy cursed app on thy cursed day. (yes this photo is from the 19th century trust me)
my favorite queer furries with autism moment is the queer furries at who leaked private governmental data and hijacked and vandalized government websites, all because some american states started banning gender-affirming care
Thank god for queer furries with autism
TAKE ME BACK☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
pimp my eboy's drawing you fags
i am done w this shit ass drawing bro i aint finishing this
rustoleum spray cans (great for stencils) are available for free.99 at your local hardware store (fits in the be gay do crime)
a NY fatcap can be sold for as low as 25¢ at your local graffiti shop
its super cheap to do stencils!
If you want to be punk, listen to the music first, its incredibly diverse with diferent sub genres like hardcore, crust, D beat, power violence, street punk, oi, queercore, Anarcho-punk and riot grrrl.
IMPORTANT- listen to local punk bands and support your local scene and community
band recomendations-
-Black flags -Bad brains -Minor threat -Capitalist casualties -Circle jerks -Crass -Dead kennedies - DIscharge - Doom -Dystopia- Electro hippies- GBH - Nausia - No consent -Operation ivy -Subhumans -Zulu
For the dress sense, there are a ton of DIY vidoes on the internet. Don't buy anything expensive like those £200 jackets on the internet, they're a rip off. If you want to make patches, Anarcho-stencilism has a subreddit and deviant art full with stencils and a guide on how to make patches. Thrift stores are where its at for clothes since they're cheep
If you want to be punk, having the ethos is very important too. Anarchist politics(like mutual aid, squating and general anti-state/capitalst action) are very linked to punk as well as anti-fascism.
Don't be afraid of doing things wrong, we're very accepting in the punk community, as long as you don't give in to consumerism, listen to the music and support left wing(actual left wing not like democrats) politics then your likely to get along with almost everyone.
And beware of TikTok, theres alot of flase info on there and people who give bad advice.
Be gay do crime
(Im not an authority on punk, take this all with a pinch of salt. if you disagree with me on anything thats valid, punk has been around for a while now which means its gonna contradict itself sometimes and different people are gonna have different opinions on it since it is a living and evolving subculture)
porn addiction is real and it causes people to objectify others, have unrealistic expectations from their partners (penis, boob size) and unrealistic romantic expectations. stop being a coomer, if you need to fap 5 times a day you are addicted
if you legitimately believe in the concept of porn addiction you're a reactionary btw.
hope my url is cute
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Billboard says “Do you want to protect your child from the sexual propaganda?” in Hungarian and this beautiful couple says “f*ck you to it