last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:
I will go down on my knees for proper hanfu in hero forge, but for now I'll make do with this...
Consider:
Victorian England: 1867-1901
American Old West: 1803-1912
Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912
French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830
Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.
Since save slot #1 is named Mary after Mary Crawford, save slot #2 is named Fanny after Fanny Price, protagonist of Mansfield Park, foil of wicked, uncle-badmouthing, gold-fishing Mary.
The Endless Longing shawl goes very well with that one white sundress to produce a sort of movingly pretty but also kind of sickly effect, because Fanny can and will drop dead without her Daily Horse Rides. The neckline is a tad low, but nothing can't be solved with the Aurosa collar. (Bonus: it comes with a little necklace, just like the chain she hung her crush's cross on)
Fanny might strike one as having a stick up her arse, but she's one of my favourites among the Austen protagonists. It's something about slowly but surely growing a backbone in an increasingly disillusioning world while never losing hold of her compassion.
Hey. Spreading the word to tumblr, aka "I don't like this change so I WILL complain about it" personified.
SPREAD THE WORD!!! WITH ENOUGH BACKLASH, MAYBE THEY'LL RETHINK IT- OR AT LEAST DELAY IT!
Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.
With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.
Practicing animating emotions with my favourite pathetic wizzard!!
(He’s so cuuuttteee 🤤🙏🙏)
This save slot was labelled "Mary", which could be any Mary, but who I really meant was Mary Crawford, from Jane Austen's Mansfield Park. I absolutely dig her, conniving (and surprisngly chill) little gold-digging bitch that she is.
The dress and jewelry, equal parts youthful and classy, are perfect for blaspheming in a chapel or cracking an anal sex joke at the dinner table, all the while smiling chastely :3
I was going to let Fanny Price have this beautiful spring dress, but she's probably object on grounds of the scandalous neckline, the lace and the sleeves (or lack thereof???).
(Disclaimer disclaimer nothing I do is historically accurate I don't have enough spoons for that)
Someone's probably done it already, but i looked at the ref and thought: "yes... It's them..."
The ref:
I was in the mood for tomfoolery...
VALJEEEEEAN, AT LAST
... It would be cheap to use the confession lace twice, and I've already used the royal blue skirt, so I choose... the glasses...
Which took me considerable time, considerable effort and considerable determination to craft, so I guess I really wanted them too.
This outfit is called the Valjean... because this photo is taken off my joke production of Les Miserables. The bit when Jean(ne???) Valjean's hair turns white overnight from sheer misery and Javert butts in to arrest him a split second later. The glasses are useful for impersonating Nonoy styling cute bookish girls, but also for cool old women (although if I could do this again I'd give her the hair from the newest 4-star outfit instead).
🪻Audrey/Janneke/Yams🪻🪻Any pronouns, not a minor🪻🪻Proud resident of Ankh-Morpork🪻🪻I like to pretend I could draw/write🪻
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