Latest Posts by potatofan - Page 9

Do not turn on the sound

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

good riddance live

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

I LOVE BED

staff: we have an update!

all of tumblr:

staff: you can now make polls!

all of tumblr:

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

has this one been done yet

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

FOR HAPPINESS (please)

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

i'll do it for sam

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless fucking nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right)

My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

im jesus

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

forget blorbo from my shows. look at blorbo from my house

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore