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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*